Sandpaper Wank

An unpleasant/painful experience, which could be likened to masturbating with sandpaper.

"Wasteman! That exam was like a sandpaper wank"

by Eazy-JT January 20, 2010

Sandicapped

The act or situation of dumping your girlfriend to only want her back weeks later, but only to realize she has moved on to another man. Causing a feeling of depression and humiliation as you beg for her to come back.

Derek felt sandicapped as he begged for his ex-girlfriend to come back into his life.

by Gville11 March 16, 2011

sandpaper pussy

A pussy (vagina) that is very dry and rough like sandpaper. Even if you get it wet and juicy after a while, it still feel's like your having sex with sandpaper.

Yo dawg, my ex-girlfriend has sandpaper pussy. We fucked and it felt like I was having sex with sandpaper!

by Brian St. December 21, 2008

sandpaper pussy

a women's vagina that is rough, feeling much like sandpaper. It can be because of the women herself, or because of a long day at the beach. Both are uncomfortable and can ruin intercourse with a roughed up penis

My girlfriend just got back from the beach, but i coudn't fuck her with her sandpaper pussy.

by brente89 August 22, 2008

Sandira

Sandira is a beautiful girl who is rich but will never show off in any possible way because of feelings. She has strong feelings for someone and will be hurt if they break her heart. She takes time to answer you but at the end of the day it’s worth it. Her smile is precious but she denies it. People give her compliments but she denies them all because she doesn’t want people to think she’s better than them. "Sandira” Greek name is loyal. Guys you better get her but she hates people who are trying to hard and she also dislikes persons who are somewhat “show offs”.

Sandira is generous.

by Sandira June 7, 2018

jerking off with sandpaper

something that may look like a good idea at first glance, but turns out to be a horrible one

1) "I thought that chick was gonna be fun, but then I hung out with her and I realized I got tricked into jerking off with sanpdper."

2) "Joe is such a douche... I swear he always calls me to play football and everytime it's your basic jerking off with sandpaper!"

by Mel Berg January 18, 2009

sandpaper pussy

A poorly maintained shaved cooter with razor stubble,ingrown hairs,and razor rash. The rough abrasive texture feels like a ScotchBrite pad or sandpaper. aka-cactus cunt

I reached my hand inside her panties and it felt like I was stroking a prickly pear.,She had a sandpaper pussy.

by wolfbait51 June 7, 2011