Seamus o Donnell

Fat wanker

Seamus o Donnell is a fat wanker

by Thefakedurco November 23, 2021

seamus the dog

A decent sized hairy Wiener💯💯

Person 7:wow you wiener is so long and hari
Person3:I know right feel how soft he is
Person7:wow that pretty nice
Seamus the dog:I know I'm soft bitch

by Listen Linda December 25, 2016

Dude...sames!

Same here. See Diffs

Person 1: "Hey nice Jacket from the Compound"
Person 2: "Dude...sames!

by TheBobMob October 30, 2010

Doing A Seamus

Doing a seamus means being as sarcastic as you possibly can!

Wow, you're doing a seamus right now

by Kasper Doors March 13, 2015

Demarius Sams

A sexy ass, Big booty motherfucker who doesn’t take anybody’s shit.

A motherfucker who can pull the niggas from the hoes that’s hating on him.

Oh my goodness I want to be a Demarius Sams so badly!!

by 🤪🤩🤬🤯😜🤣🤤 May 24, 2018

Dos Dad Sams

A man with two dads that beat the everlasting shit out of him. He owns a gay rabid dog that craves black cock and has a 4 year old sister who works the block.

Diggy - "Did you hear about that new crippled kid."
Some Negro - "Yeah I heard he's a total Dos Dad Sams."

by Big Dick Cripple Slayer June 11, 2018

Dirty Shamus

When you stick your fingers in your partner's asshole and wiggle them until they're coated in shit, then pull them out and shove them in your ears.

I like to end my week with a Dirty Shamus.

by OK Dilligaf June 4, 2021