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Schrodinger's Sammy 

A paradox of quantum superposition.

The peculiar rules of quantum theory means that Sammy both loves H and is still thinking about it at the same time.
Sammy: I love you, but I'm still thinking about it.
H: That's even worse than Schrodinger's cat, that's Schrodinger's Sammy
Schrodinger's Sammy by h06i10 January 8, 2023
Full name: Samantha

Probably one of the most amazing girls you'll ever meet. Anyone friends with Sammi should be honored, for this is a girl who will always have your back and will be the one, true friend you need. Sammi is a truly beautiful human being, inside and out, and anyone who really knows her will never want to lose her. She has one of the best hearts, and though she can be uncomfortable around people she doesn't know, she has an abundance of kindness that you'll be lucky to receive from this wonderful friend.

Nonetheless, never piss her off. Her threats can be very scary, harmless as they actually are. She will never threaten her friends, though, and she will never give someone a reason to really be mad at her.

Her one main flaw that gets her hurt the most: she cares too much. But you'll still love her.
Random person: Wow, your best friend made that for you?
Me: Yep! Isn't Sammi the best?
Random person: ...I wish I had a friend like Sammi.
Sammi by FreeFallin December 5, 2013

sammi and ronnie relationship 

An up and down, hourly off/on relationship similar to that of Sammi and Ronnie. It is akin to middle school relationships just with more alcohol and poor life decisions involved.
Sammi and Ronnie Relationships that ends in nuptials is called a "Tiger and Elin" Marriage.

sammi done

When you aggressively claim to be done with a relationship even though everyone knows you aren't.
I can't deal with this anymore. I can't deal with him cheating on me anymore. I am done." "You're all talk. You are only Sammi Done.
sammi done by funstigator September 10, 2010

Duke and Sammi

THe best couple ever. They will definitely get married and be perfect for each other.
They go together like Duke and Sammi