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Sam's clubbing

To enter a Sam's Club without a membership and randomly ask a patron to use his or her card to make your purchase.
Bro: Damn I really need some energy drinks but their mad expensive.
Bro 2: Lets just get blazed and go sam's clubbing, buy em in bulk.
Sam's clubbing by dirman April 1, 2008

Sams Club 

Sams Club is a term referring to a "Shitty" situation regarding multiple people.
Oh, Sams Club is here.
Sams Club by BeachedBoat September 22, 2020

SamsClubStalker 

A creepermale 55-67 years of age that lurks in SamsClub and other various destinations only behind
children, the freesample ladies,and sometimes the other SamsClubStalkers (Depending on there Vision and Sexual Preference)
who try to be informative about something weird and really just want to stick the liverspotted dick deep within the caverns of your asshole to feel a sense of sexual gratification, and that their viagra is working.

See related areas: WalmartStalker, StarBucksTalker, Persusive Old Corpse.
" Hey there little boy,
what do you think about Pears?"

"There Delicious you creepy ass SamsClubStalker."
SamsClubStalker by John Mins April 20, 2009