The crunching up and spreading of saltine crackers onto one's car, driveway, or house resulting in the owner having to pick up the salty debris via hands. This is considered a very personal offense in Western cultures.
by jdaddybezee June 20, 2009

Most simple, delightful, addictive cracker every created. Put em' in soup, put some peanutbutter on em, heck do what ya want. Eat a sleeve if your hungry. Cheap and delicious.
Even got their own challange.
Even got their own challange.
1) " Hey want a saltine?"
- "I could never eat just one"
2) "hey want some soup?"
- na I dont have some saltine crackers ... that'd be stupid
3) Got one minute to eat 6 saltines! Go!
- "I could never eat just one"
2) "hey want some soup?"
- na I dont have some saltine crackers ... that'd be stupid
3) Got one minute to eat 6 saltines! Go!
by saltiney February 21, 2011

by Trey Ruefle October 23, 2008

by StJimmyPyro December 14, 2008

That saltine suuuure has a Caddy trunk.
by FoxyRoxy April 22, 2005

The of cuming and then drying it with a blow dryer, cutting it into the shape of a cracker, adding salt on top of it and then having a random girl eat it.
by A.E.P. time three May 2, 2011

(n.)
A black person that acts white, like a cracker.
(v. adds "-d") A black person that used to act black but hangs out with white people and now acts like them.
A black person that acts white, like a cracker.
(v. adds "-d") A black person that used to act black but hangs out with white people and now acts like them.
(n.)
"Man, those Cosby kids were real saltines!"
(v.)
"He was hangin' with them white dudes and he got saltined!"
"Man, those Cosby kids were real saltines!"
(v.)
"He was hangin' with them white dudes and he got saltined!"
by IKIRN May 3, 2004
