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Simping for sallie

When you are so sad that you simp for an online person you don't even know in real life
Person 1: I saw someone simping for Sallie on discord
Person 2: cringe
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to salieri

transitive verb: "to salieri someone"
1. to force a self-believed genius to deal with their own actual mediocrity by presenting them with a person of true genius (by comparison). A reference to the character Salieri in the play/movie "Amadeus".
to salieri someone: "I actually felt bad for Tim after he got salieri'd by Rob. Tim spent years believing that he was awesome, but now he just keeps picking fights with Rob...which he ends up losing."
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Bromo sapien

(n.) Brohmoh Saypien
A brother, dude, bro, friend.
Derived from the inferior Homo sapien name in bronomial nomenclature.
A bromo sapien can be identified by frequently wearing tank tops, eating bacon (and other fine snacks if I do say so myself), having the skin tone of orange, and usually attempting to have a threesome with every 9 or 10 around.
Joe: What's up my Bromo sapien?
Sam: Nothin'. Just having bacon while tanning and attracting many fine women. The usual.
by CantalopePuncher September 4, 2011
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Greta Salpeter

Born Febuary 12, 1988, she Ex-singer/pianist of The Hush Sound, now has a solo career. She is gorgeous and cute and dorky. She is a vegan. She has guest- starred on Forgive Durden's Razia's Shadow concept album. She has worked with musical genius Patrick Stump on THS's second studio album, Like Vines, and multi-talented Brendon Urie on the song, "Don't Wake Me Up".
Greta is talented.
Greta is beautiful.
Greta is dorky.
Greta has a great voice and can play more instruments than you.
LOVE HER.
1. "Wow, Greta Salpeter's voice is just stunning!"
2. "I wish I was Greta Salpeter! Her curls are to die for!"
3. "Greta Salpeter deserves a Grammy."
by Nice Girls Finish First August 28, 2009
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sodomy non sapiens

faux latin for 'buggered if I know'
Man1: Who's the hot tart over ther?

Man2: Sodomy non sapiens...

Man1: You intellectual twat.
by ThinkingPersonsViagra July 5, 2009
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Sapience

A step up from sentience. The possession of wisdom, or rather, the ability to think about thinking. Rats, dolphins, elephants, crows, and a few primates (including humans) have been scientifically proven to have sapience.
"Did you know that rats are sapient?" asks Johnny.
"Wait... Really? If they have sapience, isn't it basically murder if you kill one with a mousetrap then?!” replies Allan.

"Yes!" replies Johnny, smiling sociopathically.
by Who is this nobody? April 14, 2020
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JoMo Sapiens

The name of the fan club of professional wrestler John Morrison. The name was chosen by fans on Twitter, as the previous name "MoFos" was deemed "not PG"
Example: Zack Ryder's dad.
JoMo Sapiens. We're gonna eat your lunch.
by TheBigOsJuiceMan November 23, 2011
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