Salomon is a unique, one of a kind human being. He is a strong, hardworking, and loyal individual who does whatever it takes to get shit done. He doesn't have a lot of friends, but the friends that he does have know he is loyal AF and will do anything for them. He is confident in himself and his own abilities. He doesn't give a shit what others think about him. He loves food and would rather eat a good meal than explore a new place. He loves to chill at home and watch sports and spend time with his family. He's very athletic (schools fools with a soccer ball) and is usually good at whatever he tries. If he doesn't know how to do something he figures it out. He's good with his hands. He loves his family and does whatever necessary to make sure they're protected and taken care of. He doesn't think he is book smart because he's not very good at math. But he's actually very intelligent and is a master problem solver. He is dedicated and committed to the things that matter most to him. He is usually pretty proud but will humble himself and eventually apologize when he knows he really was in the wrong. He can be scary to those who don't know him because of his rough exterior and lack of tact, but he is a good human with a good heart and is one of the most authentic people you will ever meet.
Why can't you just be a Salomon and get shit done?!
by salomonlover October 9, 2018
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The opposite of a cougar
Can also be referred to as a pee sack
The opposite of a cougar
Can also be referred to as a pee sack
Margo: Marissa I can't believe you are dating a twenty four year old when you are only 16!
Marissa: yeah.. I guess I will forever be a sloomba.. a pee sack.
Margo: you got that right!
Marissa: yeah.. I guess I will forever be a sloomba.. a pee sack.
Margo: you got that right!
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