A manmade cologne created by kjsmoothh. It’s mixed with a concoction of flavors and smells like shit.
Random guy: This cologne smells like someone took a shit!
Kjsmoothh: i just sprayed you with shitty salmon, sir.
Kjsmoothh: i just sprayed you with shitty salmon, sir.
by Zesteas December 6, 2021
Get the Shitty Salmon mug.1. Something you say you've done that sounds vaguely sexual enough to impress people. If asked how to grill the salmon, make something up.
2. The act of heating salmon over fire until it is cooked.
2. The act of heating salmon over fire until it is cooked.
"I tossed her salad last night"
"Oh that's nothing. I was just grilling the salmon this morning"
Never have I ever grilled the salmon
"Oh that's nothing. I was just grilling the salmon this morning"
Never have I ever grilled the salmon
by Jewish Grandma August 25, 2010
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The act of a Fancy man running his hand over raw salmon in order to prepare it for additional action, usually involving application to a GIF, video, or meme image, for online media entertainment purposes. This process may also be expressed as "salmoning", or saying that one will "salmon something" by adding footage of the Fancy hand rubbing raw salmon to GIFs, videos, and/or meme images.
by MaryInMaryland71 January 8, 2021
Get the rubbing salmon mug.A disease that causes the infected person to look like Ella Fitzgerald, a famous musician. Another symptom is random and spontaneous "scat" singing. The only known cure is to lick a chimp.
by Jsuper John November 8, 2011
Get the Salmonellafitzgerald mug.noun: An unpleasant and often embarrassing phenomenon which occurs when one consumes some foodstuff containing a high contingent of salmon. Salmon breath is often mistaken for tuna breath, but has a unique and even more pungent odour which defies and overpowers even the strongest mouth washes and mints.
Guy 1: Dude, can you smell that guy's salmon breath?
Guy 2: Yeah, I reckon someone ought to let him know...
Guy 2: Yeah, I reckon someone ought to let him know...
by pens nizzle July 14, 2007
Get the salmon breath mug.The regionally-famous SDJ is a plaid lumberjack shirt/jacket, named after the town of Salmo in the Kootenay region of British Columbia. While the SDJ is an archetypal 'Real Man's Jacket' and a classic piece of working man's attire (hence the Poor Man's Tuxedo theme), the term is intended to be an ironic mockumentary of the town of Salmo, (and indeed any equivalent 'no frills' town in North America) which is basic in the extreme. Salmo has also been referred to as an 'X-Files Town'...
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Get the Salmo Dinner Jacket mug.Salka is unique, beautiful and mysterious. She might look intimidating, because of her sophisticated exterior, but once you get to know her, she is eccentric and hilarious. She is creative and smart. Humble and shy to some. Once you become close to her, she is the most outgoing person you will know. She is an intellect-loving books, music, movies, and art. She is foreign, but takes on very well to her new surroundings. She is one of the best friends you could ask for. Also such a wiener.
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