salem

The Capital of Oregon. There is NOTHING to do here. Life is boring and lame.

Salem, OR is a very boring city

by Will Baumann April 7, 2008

salem

the town in southern illinois known for the large amount of pot circulating in the hallways of the high school and the even larger amount of pregnancies. the skate park, family video, and old walmart are the hotspots. you do not want to go here. ever.

Person: Let's go to Salem, Illinois!
Person 2: FUCK THAT.

by asdffghfjk June 24, 2009

salem

hottest person ever. best leo in the whole world and literally loves all their mutuals.

Salem is the best person in the world.

by urfavelittleleo June 25, 2021

Salem

Salem is a cool guy. He the type of person all the boys want to be and all the girls want to fuck. Salem is getting with ladies left and right, but sadly that's all he's good for. Salem has great muscle definition and has an absolutely massive cock.

Person 1: Hey, did you see Lauren last night
Person 2: Nah dude, she was probably fucking Salem again
Person 1: Damn, I wish I was a Salem

by DiscoSisco June 12, 2018

Salem

A town in Massachusetts. Also, the talking cat in Sabrina

I prefer the cat to the town, but I've never been there

by Biddy July 17, 2005

Salem

The best femboy in the world and deserves all the love and affection uwu. Extremely amazing, beautiful, cute with an awesome voice and personality. Make sure to give hugs when you meet Salem because y e s. Overall, the most wholesome and cutest person ever.

Salem, the best person ever!

by STEVIA POTATOHEAD October 14, 2020

Salem

Boring little town in NE ohio filled with a bunch of emo little teenagers. Oh yeah, there's a walmart. And three tattoo parlors. And 17 churches, 8 bars, 11 pizza shops,9 hairdressers, 2 dunkins, And a race track. And Guatemalans. Lots of Guatemalans. And the high school teachers like students. A lot. Walmart.

Emo teen 1: thrs nthn 2 do in salem.
Emo teen 2: WALMART!!!!!

by Boredinsalem September 15, 2013