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Satanic Hamster

One with way too much time on their hands; see too much free time
That Satanic Hamster, is there a thread he isn't in?
by Joe Notaman March 9, 2005
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satanic panic

When a group of conservative religious people, usually Christians, propagate rumors that something is satanic, demonic or evil. The propagators usually attack something for children, believing that children are gullible enough to accept every single thing as gospel truth. During satanic panics, major propaganda is spread, as the believers attempt to spread the message. In the majority or all these cases, the panic is irrational, but readers frequently accept these rumors as gospel truth.

Satanic panics started around the 1970s, when there was a rise in fundamentalism. They took full effect in the 1980s, 1990s and early 2000s. Today, few remain in the outside world, but the community is still prevalent on the internet.
Satanic panic examples:

1970s:

The Illuminati conspiracy was started by some person who claimed to be a Satanist, but was later proven a faker.

1980s:

Alledged backmasking in popular music, notably rock.
Some players of Dungeons & Dragons took the game too far and died, leading many to believe D&D was inherently evil, and that the game involved calling real spirits to possess people.

The Smurfs was apparently burning down villages in Puerto Rico and teaching children witchcraft.

1990s:

During the Pokemon craze, several Christian groups alledged that the game was about channeling evil spirits into children and that the type system (ex. fire, water) was teaching people into becoming neopagan witches.

Tinky Winky, the purple Teletubby, was apparently gay for being purple, carrying magic bags and wearing a tutu, and therefore alleged to make kids gay.

2000s:

Harry Potter was apparently telling children that witchcraft is real and encouraging children to become sorcerers.

Yu-Gi-Oh was programming children to become Satanists and Freemasons.
by udusers1 November 28, 2011
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satanick kinnie

"what's a satanick kinnie again"
"weirdo"
by coolmemeboy12345 July 17, 2021
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Satanic Pooh

A pooh bear or Winnie the Pooh, is also referred as a member of the almighty monke community and someone who has a deep obsession with destroying "Astro Gartic", this person also loves to rickroll and woosh ppl.
Satanic pooh the secret leader of "The Monke Community. "
by Dr Daredevil April 13, 2021
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Satanicunt

The Final Boss of Satan's Layer.

a.k.a. that self-entitled old hag you can't get rid of💀
Oh, here we go again! We all know Patricia has obviously been a bitch since Kennedy was in office! You know the saying don't you? "You can't teach an old dog not to be a condescending satanicunt."
by lil_biznitch June 2, 2021
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satanic cow-fucking music

The satanic cow-fucking music in Eyes Wide Shut scares me to death.
by Adam April 19, 2005
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