sabonize

The verbalization of a complete off the wall saying that completely silences all other conversation. Usually of a sexual nature.

Person A: "She is so hot, I want to be with her right now".
Person B: "So, you can lube up your jimmy hats and slap her in Da VA-GINNY."
Person A: "......."
Person B: "You were sabonized."

by Matthew Sabins April 30, 2005

the simonizer

a legend among legends

simon audley is a massive The Simonizer

by simon audley September 27, 2006

Simonizer

To act like a simon ..... total lack of enginuative skills ..... acts before thinking ..... the Homer Simpson of the human race

Relvis called me a "Simonizer" becuz I was beeing a Simon

by gusto August 7, 2003

Simonizing

Constantly making jokes that no one but you will ever understand.

In a sexual context might also mean 'slightly homosexual'.
For more accurate informations check 'Belgian Waffle' or 'Belgian Hipster'.

F 'Stop simonizing dude!'
S 'But I thought the BILL POSTERS joke was funny!!'
K 'NO ONE'S LAUGHING! HA!'

by theFlavs November 10, 2012

simmonized

One who has been slain by the evil dark lord (maths teacher) Mr Simmonds, one of his most notorious simmonizations was that of Mr Frimpong.

Frimpong got simmonized!!

by ADAMMAN September 26, 2006

Saimonite

A orange or gold-colores gemstone is the strongest gemstone in the world.

I need some saimonites to make an armor.

by Saimono Word Maker March 6, 2022

saimoni

In ancient greece the name it means 'pure' and 'innocent'

That young man is so young and saimoni

by Arabian king November 23, 2021