When an animal or person stretches in a log-like pose, with a mournful, pouty look. (A taco, chalupa, or chimichanga can be inserted to indicate a size variant.)
Dude was the saddest burrito when he realized that the only action he was going to see was Die Hard and Doritos.
by SunshineZombieGirl March 30, 2018
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by baronvonnonsense July 27, 2021
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A math teacher whom never has sex with his attractive wife, and thus takes out his pitiful frustrations upon his students in the form of jackassness, stubbornness, and overall unfairness. Graduating from a mediocre college at best, this man replaces techinical terms with those such as "this guy" and "squiggly wiggly" then questions why not many of his students make 5's on the AP exam. He is the lowest in society's food chain and should be publicly curbed.
Today Mr. Fown was a huge jackass, man he is so damn tall, like some kind of freak, and he never wears anything but pants, even in the dead of the summer, what does he have to hide? I bet he never has sex with his wife...the jackass, hey you want to go take a dumb in his car? ok let's go.
by unknown solja January 7, 2004
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“Aye why you the saddestgirlinthebay?”
by Evaedith September 8, 2019
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by Dead Drop D August 10, 2022
Get the Saddest place on earth mug.While eating, and enjoying a shake at Nifty Fifties in Delco, the straw in the shake makes the saddest sound.
by Tdent465 January 14, 2023
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