Sad Wank

To go home after a bad night out or other disheartening event and console ones self by sitting in the dark and having a wank. Also know as pulling a Joni or an SW. ( crying optional but recommended)

Just got knocked back by a blind midget... I'm going home for a sad wank.

by The Marine Scientist November 12, 2013

Resting sad face

The appearance of sadness or sorrow in ones face while at rest, despite not feeling unhappy.

For example: Keanu Reeves, park bench.

"What's wrong? Smile!"
"Nothing is wrong, this is my face"
"Oh really? You have resting sad face"

by Batattack October 29, 2014

Sad nigga hours

The time of day, between 2am - 5am, that niggas (females + males included, or whatever the fuck you is) reflect on their mistakes and / or feelings, sometimes about someone or something hurtful. Your thoughts or feelings can usually keep you up, or sometimes you can just drift into being unhappy and remain that way until you get up.

"Man I've been up sad nigga hours all summer"

by DearJesusJustKillMeAlready August 21, 2017

i am sad

If you are searching this I'm guessing you feel down, I just thought I'd remind you that you're SOOOO loved and what ever is putting you down is wrong. You are perfect in your own way. Maybe stay off the international for today and try read a book, tidy your room, do some doodles, text friends, listen to upbeat music you beautiful human being

"I am sad" tell someone

by SsiennaA September 30, 2018

Sad boi hours

Sad boi hours are when your especially sad for no particular reason other than life.

Random person: hey what’s up
Sadboi: nothin just sad boi hours

by Zoeboi13 February 13, 2019

sad nibba hours

On social media platforms between the hours of 1am and 5am, users who view, like, and post content (especially memes) are taking part in sad nibba hours. The phrase "sad nibba hours" presumably was coined in reference to people with depressive disorders who stay up late into the night, looking at memes and suppressing the excruciating pain of reality.

When my friends Sarah and Haras went to the club without me, I stayed up long into sad nibba hours, staring at memes and wiping away the tears of my existence with a Gucci handkerchief.

by Hulahips July 18, 2017

sad foo hours

The time of day, between 2am - 5am, that foos (hynas + vatos included, or whatever the fuck you is) reflect on their mistakes and / or feelings. Sad Foo Hours is usually a time of being there for your depressed homie, or having them be there for you foo...

Originated from Comeoutsidefoo on instagram

Damn foo i’ve been up sad foo hours all summer

by foo_who_drinks_modelo January 17, 2019