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Sack-Slapper

When your sitting on the toilet dropping the kids off at the pool and the crap keeps coming out in a single piece until it finally breaks off and slaps against your ball sack.
I was sitting on the toilet and the turd was so long that it hit the bottom of the bowl and continued to work its way up the side. When it finally dropped from my ass it slapped my ball sack thus being termed a Sack-Slapper.
by Johnny MuddBone August 7, 2009
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Sack-slapper

One who spanks the hand across the scrotum in a continuous manner.
Jeff is a sack-slapper, he's been spanking my nuts all night long and they just turned blue.
by Alex January 27, 2003
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Slapped in the sack.

Elliot's friends stuck him with the bill. He got slapped in the sack.

Clayton and Steve mercilessly teased Kevin. They were slapping his sack.

Adam got ganked in the river. His sack got slapped.
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slapping the sack

When someone with a tiny penis "try's" to masturbate. Their peter is so tiny that they end up just slapping their sack
Jessica: I caught Perry beating off in the bathroom yesterday.
Amanda: Trust me, his dick is so small he was just slapping the sack.
by Jameshasahugecock May 13, 2018
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sackslapenosis

A disorder caused from the slapping of another Male's testicular region.."Danger Zone"..This disorder causes the male's testicles to turn a blue-ish color and to hurt like a mofo. Remedies include: Hookers, Blowing a load, or Marijuana.
"I called her a cunt and she gave me sackslapenosis"
by Chris and Mark October 28, 2006
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Sackslap

n. a sharp tapping sound made with a man's testicles. usually against their partner's ass during intercourse. This is also valid against one's chin.
v. sackslapping
my girlfriend really enjoys it when my balls sackslap her booty during sex.
by VITO SANTANA November 20, 2009
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