Swingers

two pot plants hanging outside a front door

'your swingers really add to the feng shui of your house!'

by Pind December 1, 2011

swingers

or "big hairy swingers"

very large testicles

"steveo mckell has a tiny wee nob, but he has some set of big hairy swingers. his burd's arse must be black and blue with them slapping off it!"

by frank pubes December 30, 2004

swingers

Noun.
1. A group of middle aged men who hang out, drink, and talk a lot of game (when their wives and girlfriends are not around) but no action.
2. Recent graduates who hang out and drink at the local college bar.
3. A bunch of flaky guys who say "I'm there!" and then make an excuse to flake out.

Hey bro, let's get the Swingers together for a drink on Friday.

by MACstizzle December 28, 2005

Swingers

Excessively short trousers resulting in the exposure of ankles, and in extreme cases, calves.

haha, look at them swingers

by OhhBizzle November 6, 2019

Swingers

UK slang term often used on road to exemplify a violent situation in which someone hits or “swings” for another person

“If a ladyboy were to ever back out her dick on me, it would be an immediate swingers”

- paraphrased from Chuckie Online Podcast

by FumbleRoundTheBattyCrease September 22, 2018

swingers

"swingers" are the term used for typically "lds" or "mormon" couples who are in open relationships and intertwine with other couples of similar morals.

dude 1: hey josh, did you hear about Mackenzeigh and Braxtyn?
dude 2: no brad, why? what's up with them?
dude 1: they're totally swingers... id hide my girlfriend if i were you...

by WhosJoe69 May 30, 2022

swingers ad

Now mostly replaced by Internet bulletin boards and sites like Craig's List, these ads were placed in swingers magazines to publicize that men and/or their wives or significant others were available for sex with other couples or individuals. The ads, which were often accompanied by pornographic and near-pornographic photos of the female showing all but her face, usually described the physical attributes of the female and laid down the conditions under which such couplings were desirable.

When Bonnie and Mike were newlyweds and beginning to explore their mutual sexual fantasies and kinks, Mike pressured Bonnie to OK a swingers ad being placed in a magazine to see what kind of results they'd get. The ad read like this:

Headline: Lonely, Sex Starved, Cock Sucking, Cum Swallowing Wife

Body: 22 years old, 5’2”, 100 lbs., blue eyed blonde with great legs and hot ass to work with and small pleasure toy tits to suck and slap and bruise, ISO dominant Alpha-type men with 7 to 9 inch cocks to go out with on fuck, suck and swallow dates while passive hubby jacks off at home, then be dumped off to tearful limp cock hubby afterwards for hot, dirty detailed confessions of all her sins, while hubby lovingly forgives her and submissively cleans up the mess her date has made of her.

by July41944 August 3, 2009