swim

Swim = Somebody Who Isn't Me

Iamdie threatened to send a swim because he is a pussy.

by NOT A BACK EAST REDNECK April 25, 2008

SWIM

an acronym for Someone Who Isn't Me, Someone Who I Met, Some Wasteoid I Met, Some White Ignorant Male, and/or Some Wildly Intensive Masturbator. Often used in chatrooms or blog posts to disassociate one's self from criminal or morally suspect behavior.

SWIM smokes at least a 1/4 ounce of chronic every 3 days or so and is worried it is making him sterile.

by bubbadalubba February 20, 2011

swim

1)an excuse to wake up at 5a.m. and jump into freezing water
2) a reason to jump into a shower naked with several other people of the same sex.

3) a great way to look at people of the opposite sex in bathing suits
4) an excuse to eat 5 meals a day and not gain a pound
5)the only sport that gives you hickeys

mother: is that a hickey on your neck?

child: nope, its from my swim suit.

by i love turtlez September 30, 2011

Swim

Swim: the act of not sinking while in water.

Lets go swim

by Lilpotato January 31, 2019

swim

to swim.

by swimmy November 9, 2003

Swim

To smoke marijuana. The word most likely derives from the almost weightless feeling one feels and the red eyes one gets while participating in both activities, toking and swimming.

"Dude you trying to go swim right now?"
"Always!"

by Swim all day October 9, 2008

swim

to toke to get high

Dude, yesterday I went swimming with all the guys, it was awesome.

by Joe Crow September 16, 2004