supermaned

When your banging someone and your sperm breaks through the condom

Crap man i supermaned last night and apperantly i got her pregnet

by Shakezulia March 4, 2008

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SuperMalaka

An extreme masturbator.

Likes to brag about wanking in public forums/chatrooms.

Addicted to porn.

Supermalaka: Holy fuck guys, theres new porn.
.......fap fap fap fap
SuperMalaka: Guys..I just fapped so fucking hard my balls destroyed themselves from the inside out.

by looooooooool January 1, 2009

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supermaned

To have changed in an awkward and confined location.

I supermaned it today in my car between meetings.

by Eddy Buttler, Nicole Korsvoll March 11, 2008

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Supermalunsteadautomotmedioceanquellicthulhumonozweigcomnocquinquagintiquadriscorpiocious

Noun: Something so bad, that you would rather go in the middle of the ocean to kill Cthulhu with only a stick while being stung by 54 scorpions.

Ugh, this essay is so supermalunsteadautomotmedioceanquellicthulhumonozweigcomnocquinquagintiquadriscorpiocious.

by squidb_ll May 4, 2020

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A sophisticated expansion of materialism that incorporates seemingly non-material phenomena—consciousness, meaning, information—as emergent properties of complex material systems, while maintaining that matter is the fundamental reality. Supermaterialism doesn't reduce mind to neurons; it expands matter to include mind as a natural outcome of material complexity. Consciousness is real, causal, and irreducible to lower-level description, but it's still material—matter has become conscious, matter has generated meaning, matter has produced minds that can reflect on matter. Supermaterialism is materialism that has taken the emergentist turn, accepting that genuinely novel phenomena arise from material substrates without requiring non-material substances.

"Love is just chemicals? No—Supermaterialism says: love is what chemicals do when they organize into complex systems like us. It's real, it's causal, it's meaningful—and it's still material, because we're material and this is what matter does when it gets complicated enough. Not reduction, not dualism—just matter, marvelously arranged."

by Dumu The Void February 24, 2026

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