sundialing

The cathardic act of throwing shade at people born after the year 2000 who can't read an analog clock.

There is nothing more amusing than sundialing a zoomer when their phone is dead.

by dressingtothe9s February 19, 2025

Bronze Sundial

A watch that looks good enough to wear, but not good enough to steal.

"Man, I work in a bad neighborhood. I can't wear a gold or silver rolex!"

"What you need, my man, is a Bronze Sundial"

by Terance August 26, 2012

Sundial

Sundial (noun): the sundial is a legendary fart. It may only come around once in a life time. The sundial does not have a designated set time, however, he who passes gas shall know when a sundial has occurred. It is long, and may be powerful as well. The sundial is the longest fart you can achieve ahead of the stopwatch, timer, and calendar in that order.

Bro I went to Phoenix Buffet last night and ripped a sundial after.

Boys gather around, I think a sundial is about to come out of me.

by HaHa Clinton-Dix III December 03, 2019

African Sundial

When a well endowed African man lays down with an erect penis causing the shadow to act as a sundial.

Man 1: Hey what time is it?
Man 2: Just look at the old African Sundial over there.

by Spooperdom February 11, 2020