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The Stinkin Lincoln

In the tradition of the dirty sanchez, when banging your woman from behind, just as your about to blow it, scoop some poop from her chute and smear it from ear to ear, so she looks like Abe, then as she tries to scramble away in disgust, "shoot" her in the back of the head a la John Wilkes Booth, with your DNA pudding.
My new lady friend didn't enjoy The Stinkin Lincoln i pulled on her last night.
by The Poops September 9, 2005
mugGet the The Stinkin Lincolnmug.

stinkin lincoln

A Stinkin' Lincoln is a sexual act in which a man engages in anal sex and withdraws his feces covered penis, with which he draws a beard on his partner's face.
Bonus points for a top hat.
"I gave Betty a stinkin lincoln last night instead of going to ford theater."
by J.W. Booth February 14, 2008
mugGet the stinkin lincolnmug.

Stinkin Linkin

I went to go to see Metallica, why the heck were Stinkin Linkin supporting, they deserved to be bottled off
by Bandit38 September 16, 2011
mugGet the Stinkin Linkinmug.

Stinkin' Lincoln

When you put a roll of pennies up someone's ass.
I had a hard time cashing in my roll of pennies after I gave my girlfriend a Stinkin' Lincoln
by Drew80 August 8, 2006
mugGet the Stinkin' Lincolnmug.

stinkin dickole

1. Unwashed eye of a penis

2. Idiot
1. phew! cop a wiff of my STINKIN DICKOLE

2. Why did you do that stupid thing you STINKIN DICKOLE
by have a shower! August 8, 2003
mugGet the stinkin dickolemug.

Stinkin' Minge

Alcoholic beverage consisting of Southern Comfort and 7-Up.
Hey, Bar Wench, mix me a Stinkin' Minge.
by Lil' Dude January 16, 2008
mugGet the Stinkin' Mingemug.

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