Stick In the Mud 

Is a nickname for gay sex

John and Obama were doing the stick in the mud routine, when i opened the door.

Stick In the Mud by JoeJoe860 October 4, 2008

stick in the mud 

when somebody takes a dump on their hand,gets a boner and jacks off using the shit as lubricant

"i got a stick in the mud from stephanie booth"

stick in the mud by bryan newell June 20, 2004

Stick in the mud 

Huy is the epitome of this.

some one who does not watch football.

Stick in the mud by megs January 23, 2005

stick in the mud 

When a guy poops on a female's crotch, and then penetrates through to the vagina to have sex.

"I gave her the ol' stick in the mud"

stick in the mud by M-HO March 10, 2005

Stick in the mud 

A slur for a gay man; popularized by Family Guy

"You're acting like a total stick in the mud." -Lois Griffin
"Is that some kind of gay slur?" -Peter Griffin

Stick in the mud by Pogger_Champ May 28, 2021

stick-in-the-mud 

A person who is dull and unadventurous and who resists change.

Conservative.

Her fun-loving boyfriend had become her stick-in-the-mud husband.

stick-in-the-mud by bonmot58 December 8, 2012

stick-in-the-mud-itis 

Typical of college students in long-distance relationships, it is the tendency to want to stay in on weekends with one's significant other rather than going out and enjoying time with friends.

Guy 1: Hey, you want to come out with us tonight? We're going to do crazy college things!
Guy 2: No, I have a lot of work to do...
Guy 1: Bull, that's just an excuse to chat with Suzy. Since when did you come down with stick-in-the-mud-itis?

stick-in-the-mud-itis by djdoogen1984 February 19, 2009