Starchie

A person who is very shit at NS but nice and wubbley and warm

"omg STARCHie UR SO SHIT"

by jason September 21, 2004

starchy asshole

When your cousin finger blasts you so hard it makes your asshole feel "starchy"

"I got starchy asshole syndrome after my family reunion."

by TheGMan1352 April 09, 2017

Starchy Cape

A towel or blanket that is designated as a cum rag that Serves a dual purpose of cleaning the vagina of a guest after sex.

Instead of giving her a new towel to clean herself with, I gave her my starchy cape.

by Huski_Won_Kenobi January 30, 2023

starchy fart

A 'starchy fart' is defined as the smell of the gaseous state that comes out of your anal region after you have ingested foods of the starch variety.

I had such a starchy fart after eating that many fries!

by Oreodelight November 01, 2017

Starchy

The state of being extremely plain and boring but somehow still getting on people’s nerves - a lethal dose of NPC.

Lauren: Buys Mr Winston at every drop

Chloe: What a starchy motherfucker

Lauren: Says something funny
Chloe: Repeats it 10x louder but timing is off and no one laughs
Lauren: Shut up Chloe your so starchy

by Cleo Palm June 28, 2024

Starchy

A term for someone who like to run around naked in front of his/her friends

Starchy threatened me with his butthole because I was under the bed

by Wickdj September 23, 2020