Shanky Panky

The act of stabbing a woman in her vagina with a sharpened object, such as a toothbrush

Man 1: "Yo, I gave Becky the shanky panky last night."
Man 2: "What did you use?"
Man 1: "Your toothbrush."
Man 2: "I hate you."

by Eat_my_dick_asaurus December 15, 2017

Spanky Panky

The casually aggressive form of intimacy, sometimes practiced in public, between two people that enjoy rough sexual play. Including but not limited to slapping, grabbing, hair pulling and spanking. From the Latin phrase "Hankus Pankus" which means hand job wrestling. Related term: Hanky Panky.

"My girlfriend and I were taking part in some spanky panky behind the baseball diamond after school."
"Take it down a notch kids, I can hear your spanky panky from downstairs. "
"If we keep going with this spanky panky, your going to have to beat me up and sit on my face."

by Jeffy Douglass March 21, 2017

Sanky Panky

Someone who enjoys rough intercourse, overdoses on E pills, can not consume vodka, or even all of the above!

I'd totally describe Jess Sanko as a "Sanky Panky".

by Shark. January 16, 2008

skanky-panky

Hanky-panky between two or more skanks.

Frank and two of them strippers headed back in the alley way for a wild night of some skanky-panky!

by cheyeguy July 9, 2011

Shanky Panky

The act of stabbing someone after having bad sex.

I gave her the ol’ Shanky Panky, after she gave me that wallered out stanky.

by Tylerbarker870 May 1, 2024

Hanky panky spanky janky

Casually used to define a piece of bread, preferably before toasting and the paler the colour, the better the hanky panky spanky janky tastes.

VIVIENNE:

"WOW! That hanky panky spanky janky tasted impeccable! For extra flavour, i added my dead husbands pubic hairs, tasted juicy and crunchy and delightful!!!!!!!!!!!

by Jess the tank engine April 29, 2020

Hanky panky spanky

Uh oh we start sweating. I’m feeling good. Next thing I tell her is hanky panky spanky. She said what. I said hanky panky spanky bitch. She flips over and says do whatever you want daddy.

Damn that girl let me hanky panky spanky her ass last night.

by 3dumbroommates August 29, 2021