Not to be confused with squid, the SQUIP is a fictional drug from Japan (because everything is from Japan now). It stands for Super Quantum Unit Intel Processor, but let's face it. Nobody remembers that.
It also tried to take over the world, but the fanfiction writers and porn artists gloss over that, because Eric William Morris is just too hot to remember his character is a complete dick.
It also tried to take over the world, but the fanfiction writers and porn artists gloss over that, because Eric William Morris is just too hot to remember his character is a complete dick.
"You got quick?"
"Not quick. SQUIP."
"I've just never heard of it before."
"Yeah, that's the point! This is some top secret, can't even look it up on the internet shit. It's from Japan. It's a gray, oblong pill. Quantum nano-technology CPU. The quantum computer in the pill will travel through your blood until it implants in your brain and it tells you what to do."
"So... It's like... Drugs?"
"It's better than drugs, Jeremy."
"Not quick. SQUIP."
"I've just never heard of it before."
"Yeah, that's the point! This is some top secret, can't even look it up on the internet shit. It's from Japan. It's a gray, oblong pill. Quantum nano-technology CPU. The quantum computer in the pill will travel through your blood until it implants in your brain and it tells you what to do."
"So... It's like... Drugs?"
"It's better than drugs, Jeremy."
by Fallen Feathers May 17, 2018
by a random person who is a perso June 02, 2018
1) In the book Be More Chill by Ned Vizzini, a "squip" is a tiny microcomputer that is ingested in pill form and travels to your brain, where it gives you instructions on how to be cool and/or popular. No such techonology yet exists (stuff somewhat similar in concept to this is being developed, though).
The squip is deactivated/destroyed by drinking Mountain Dew Code Red, the short-lived, highly caffenated Mountain Dew spinoff.
2)Originally, this idea was part of Ned Vizzini's largely sucessful (in some places, anyway), campaign to draw attention to his book, Be More Chill.
The campaign was based around the use of stickers that said "SQUIP? Google it.", which fans were encouraged to get for free off of his website and stick wherever they could.
As a result, many people did Google squip, and in the process stumble upon the book.
The squip is deactivated/destroyed by drinking Mountain Dew Code Red, the short-lived, highly caffenated Mountain Dew spinoff.
2)Originally, this idea was part of Ned Vizzini's largely sucessful (in some places, anyway), campaign to draw attention to his book, Be More Chill.
The campaign was based around the use of stickers that said "SQUIP? Google it.", which fans were encouraged to get for free off of his website and stick wherever they could.
As a result, many people did Google squip, and in the process stumble upon the book.
by killerfiller February 24, 2006
Ricky: I was fucking my girl Chloe when Max just squipped her way into the room.
Tony: I hate Max, she is such an entitled bitch!!!
Ricky: i know, i had to pull off a Ricky-Twister to cum because she wouldn't leave Chloe alone.
Tony: I hate Max, she is such an entitled bitch!!!
Ricky: i know, i had to pull off a Ricky-Twister to cum because she wouldn't leave Chloe alone.
by Nerdmeister July 26, 2016
a minicomputer in a pill form, that, when digested, talks to you and instructs you on how to be cool
a)the first thing my squip did was get me a girl
b) the squip turns you into a dick, or so "To Be More Chill" claims
b) the squip turns you into a dick, or so "To Be More Chill" claims
by jeremy heere April 16, 2004
by ilovethesquipokay June 20, 2017
a hot seggsy super computer/high-tech microwavable tactic that people who have low self esteems have crushes on.
Person 1: "Wow, I really wanna kiss a hologram that lives in my head that makes me cool and gives me electric shocks when I do something wrong."
Person 2: "Bro I just asked you what time it was, but do you need therapy?"
Person 1: "Nah I just need a SQUIP"
Person 2: "Bro I just asked you what time it was, but do you need therapy?"
Person 1: "Nah I just need a SQUIP"
by Fruity theatre kid April 10, 2022