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1. A chick whose face is straight up heinous, as if it had been assaulted violently, rapidly and repeatedly - the way a small-sized punching bag might be.

1(a). When said chick acts as if she is hopped up on speed or other narcotics, to the point where she is tweaking out and making next to no sense. Can go along with, or be mutually exclusive of, definition #1.
DUDE A: "I can't believe you boned that speedbag last night."
DUDE B: "I know... at least I'd had about 14 beers beforehand, and the lights were out, so I couldn't see that busted grill."
speedbag by Marsbag July 30, 2008
Speedbag is the bag where you use as training. But in reality you get speedbagged in the middle of the boxing Ring
Hardknockoutboxing, April north ( DeviantArt or Popeye the sailor video or image) movies that involves speedbag
SPEEDBAG by GALAXYDST March 3, 2020
When you hit your nut sack with a massage gun
Stfu or we'll speedbag you.
Speedbag by Lord Erne October 24, 2025

Speedbag Scissorhands 

The greatest speedbag show of our times. Spoof comedy originated on youtube by Adam Salomon AKA Speedbag Scissorhands.
I watched the greatest episode of Speedbag Scissorhands on www.speedbagscissorhands.com. It received many accolades from the famed comedic writers of Hollywood.
Speedbag Scissorhands by Wild Bor November 29, 2009

Speedbag fisting 

To repeatedly fist in a matter of seconds.
Speedbag fisting by Klkll August 8, 2014

speedbag armfat 

It's when a fat person's triceps area is so fat it looks like a boxing speedbag.
That chick is so big I want to punch her speedbag armfat.
speedbag armfat by Kt nola February 26, 2024