1. A chick whose face is
straight up heinous, as if it had been assaulted violently, rapidly and repeatedly - the way a small-sized
punching bag might be.
1(a). When said chick acts as if she is hopped up on speed or other narcotics, to the point where she is
tweaking out and making next to no sense. Can go along with, or be mutually exclusive of, definition #1.
DUDE A: "I can't believe you boned that speedbag
last night."
DUDE B: "I know... at least I'd had about 14 beers
beforehand, and the lights were out, so I couldn't see that
busted grill."