Spaarer

A person who cares for a person in a time of need.

My spaarer helped me when I had cherry bakewell green tea bags on my eyes.

by Into_The_Woods April 24, 2017

Späagen-Fäagen

A stress-relieving social event centered around the destruction of an old major appliance with sledge-hammers, Axes, or other old major appliances.

The Fäagen is the appliance, while the Späagen is either the impliment of destruction or the guy holding it.

When one of the brothers was given an old semi-functional dish-washer by his aunt, everyone took the even older donated almost-entirely-non-functional dishwasher out back, Späagen-Fäagen-ed it, and threw its flattened remains on the bon-fire.

by txba397 June 21, 2009

Spaarer

A person who works in a spa. Not to be confused with masseuse.

I work as a spaarer.

by Into_The_Woods April 24, 2017

spaaace jiiiizzzzz

the high-pitched and fast-oscillating sound of man blowing his load in a zero-gravity space environment. this sound has been sampled and used repeatedly in modern day electronic music... most memorably in a number of tracks by the band "Air", including track 1 of their album "Moon Safari", entitled "La Femme D'Argent".

"Whoa, that SPAAAAACE JIIIIZZZZ effect really does sound like a man ejaculating on the moon!!"

by Joe Schmeg November 24, 2003

SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE

The term for everyone who likes to meme at the word "space".

Player 1: I'm playing No Man's Sky! Having some spacefights here :D
Friend of P1: Space? SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE

by Sonyium July 17, 2017

Spaaaartan

the best ATF roleplayer, 7 year Roblox vet, and clothing creator.

"Dude that Spaaaartan dude should send me his assets!"

by Spartan159234 June 12, 2018

spaastec baaastard

Irish bastard

you are a spaastec baaastard how sucks cock

by bfdhdfhdfghdfgh July 28, 2018