Sofa Sores

This is when you've been playing loads of games/watching loads of films/TV or looking online for an incredible amount of time and you get the symptoms of a numb butt, stiff achy muscles and pins & needles in various places, a bit like when you're bed ridden in hospital or something for too long.

Ty: Is Dave gonna come with us to see the movie tonight?
Chino: Nah dude, he's got that new game.. won't see him for months!
Ty: Oh man, he's gonna be covered in Sofa Sores!
Chino: Hahah ain't that the truth!
Ty: I'm over it. Let's go.

by Talonz April 16, 2010

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cankle sores

When your ankles swell up so much that it looks like baked bread spilling out of your shoe. They may look a little ashy/crusty as well.

She's got some serious cankle sores happening right now. She needs to lay off the salt.

by Watch-a-lay August 21, 2013

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saddle sores

When the excess baggage on bikers thighs gets rubbed raw raw by themselves or the seat/saddle sores.

Yvette got saddle sores because her thunder thighs were rubbed bloody through her bike shorts, by the Velcro strap on her seat bag.

by Momof3intheesea June 4, 2021

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Whores get sores

Mainly stating that whores (people that sleep around, ALOT) get sores (such as herpes).

Girl 1: "Kesha slept with 6 dudes last friday. And this morning I seen her at the family planning clinic!"

Girl 2: "Whores get sores! HAHAHA."

by FluxRyan! December 22, 2010

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wood sores

the serious consequences of being poor white trash, (usually a roman catholic family of 10 kids or more) having to remove splinters,caused from making a worn out couch your bed for two or more years, from the lower back or even the taint region.

After being molested by the couch, i had wood sores for 3 weeks.

by cut throat committee December 13, 2008

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