concussion

What eric lindros gets every time he steps onto the ice.

Commentator1: and another big hit by stevens...slamming lindros to the ice....

Commentator2: all of his brain cells have just left the building.

by ArchDevil July 26, 2004

Russian Concussion

A Russian concussion is when you splooge into someones ear while their sleeping, and tape it up. Then when they wake their equilibrium is all off quilter like they had a concussion

For added fun, you can combine the moment by shaking it all up so the person is that much more confused.

Also filling both sides earns extra point for the "double Russian concussion"

"We all laughed hysterically as the soccer team gave Sheldon a Russian concussion after he passed out in the library"

by Seven87 January 16, 2006

cheesy concussion

Probally on eof the most brutal forms on torture. The victim is bashed over the head from a block of cheese resulting in severe brain damage, memory loss, internal bleeding and a deformed skull.

Captain sauce: The last thing I want is a cheesy concussion

Torturer: You better tell me where you keep the money
Captain sauce: ok, ok ill tell you everything

by Captainsauceishot November 21, 2019

concussion prone

n. face down position of the senseless player's body after a severe hit to the head during a sporting event.

Wow! What a great series of bodychecks! A lot of the Manitoba Moose players are lying motionless in the goal crease!

Yeah, those Canadians are kind of concussion prone.

by gnostic1 April 22, 2011

concussion kings

Slang for the Virginia State Police Department, due to the fact that they are known for assailing citizens at protests until they get them concussions.

I am not going over there tonight. I have no desire to see the concussion kings this early in the week.

by kenoshabrick March 3, 2021

Concussion

The feeling after your friend hits you on the head with her frigging math book!!!

Friend- **picks up math book**
(SLAM)
Me- wth?!! I think you have me a concussion!

Friend- hehehe
(SLAM)

by Lily LuLu October 29, 2019

at-scussion

1. Carrying on a discussion between at least two people using the "@" symbol. Found in message postings, comment sections, and on Twitter.

2. Used to address a previous poster on a website to address their posting.

If urban dictionary had a comment section, people can carry on an at-scussion by doing this:

This definition is weak. ~Posted by user1

@user1 - Like you would know what a good definition is. ~Posted by user2

@user2 - Yes, I do know cuz I rock. ~Posted by user1

by Aximill July 31, 2009