somerville, texas

A town full of illegal immigrants, blacks and a few racist whites that drives to the worst school system in Central Texas on the absolute worst roads you could think of.
by Smalltowncountryboy November 30, 2017
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Jimmy Somerville

The act of singing the classic 80s lyrics 'Aaaaaahhhh Baby...' Jimmy Somerville style during sex. Preferably before orgasm for added effect.
"I nailed this girl last night. She pulled a Jimmy Somerville on me."
by JimmySomervilleLovers May 18, 2009
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brittney somerville

A Beautiful woman with a kind spirit and a heart of gold. Loves with all her heart even if its been broken. Gives great advice and family and friends can always count on her. She tries her best in everything she does. Always a Sunshine to ones around her.
by Sunshine51388 December 20, 2016
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Somerville Tuxedo

A pair of white Spot Bilt coaching shoes (stolen from the freight trains that move slowly through East Somerville), blue or green hospital scrub pant (stolen fom Somerville Hospital), a wife beater, and a gold chain, (stolen from the Assembly Square Mall).
Does anyone what to hop the fuckin frieghts with me tonight? I need some fuckin new Spot Bilts to wear with my Somerville tuxedo.
by RenoBiggs December 19, 2010
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harris somerville

harris somerville is real fast real hard 🤤
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Ava Somerville

THE best person you will meet in your entire fucking life. She will literally be your best friend. Even when you are at your lowest point she can make you laugh so hard you forget everything else. When Ava walks into a room everybody notices and she always notices the little things. You feel most comfortable when you're with her and she will stay by your side. If you find an Ava Somerville make sure you don't take her for granted.
Friend 1: Who is that girl? She seems so nice.
Friend 2: Oh, that's Ava Somerville
by #snack100 July 20, 2019
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Ethan Somerville

One of the boys and pretty decent. Sometimes, he will get blue balled but it's ok. He can also have the strong desire to punish girls with his 12-inch cock but his pull game is meh. Nonetheless, Ethan Somerville is obsessed with anal and petites. Use this term when describing a guy who has a big cock but a weak pull game.
Oh wow, I just found myself an Ethan Somerville.
by Richard Buglow January 16, 2019
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