Cutting someones grass

Getting/flirting with someone who your friend has already gotten with or 'shotgunned'.

Girl 1 admires boy 1
Girl 2 gets with boy 1 (cutting someones grass)

Girl 1 to girl 2: How dare you cut my grass!

by whatababeiam August 15, 2010

cry on someones shoulder

to cry in front of someone to be pitied
to actually cry on someone's shoulder
to have someone comfort you in times of sorrow

something caused my friend to cry on someones shoulder

by *^&%#$ May 20, 2006

pull the wool over someones eyes

to deceive or mislead someone

They think they can pull the wool over his eyes but they can't fool anyone. (example of pull the wool over someones eyes)

by The Return of Light Joker October 21, 2009

break someones back

when you want to fuck someone hard

I wanna break someones back so bad.

by SuperAlbaner September 5, 2022

Calculate Someones Mom

Calculating a mom is a slang term used often in the Azerbaijani area's. In Azeri it is "hesablamaq sənin anan", which roughly translates to "Calculate your mother". In Azeri slang, it means to have sexual relations with someones mother, and after these relations, to upload a review on that mother to some social media. This term is often used in an incestial way. When used to talk about incest it leans more towards the meaning having un orthodox/taboo sex with your own mother.

Elnur: Yo dude have you seen Rashads mom?
Togrul: Yea man. I would totally calculate her.
Elnur: Hell yea. That way everyone can know how good that pussy is.
Togrul: fuck yea.

OR:
Elnur: your mom is totally hot
Togrul: yo I calculate that on the daily
Elnur: Yo bro that is crazy I also wanted to calculate your mom
Togrul: Bro that shit is mine. I am the only man calculating dat ass

OR
Togrul: man i really want to Calculate Someones Mom
Elnur: just calculate your own mom
Togrul: oh yea! thats a great idea!

by Hugetomhanks May 21, 2017

Punch Someones Gut

To punch someones gut is to bug the shit out of them, repeat yourself hoping that the persons next answer will be different from the first one, Be that shady annoying person that is never around but when they are they act like they know whats up, clearly unliked if not just for that moment but at all. The name for this type of person is a Gut puncher

"Wow Dont you love how that kid always has to Punch Someones Gut" "Ya i know lets kick that little Gut punchers ass!"

by collins,jacob June 12, 2008

Stepping On Someones Shoes

The Universal Saying Meaning MOVE FASTER!

I was Stepping On Someones Shoes because she was movin to damn slow!

by xXKristoferXx January 15, 2009