when a guy jacks off behind his unaware girlfriend, cums on his hands, then puts his hands over his girlfriend's eyes while saying 'guess who'.
by naynaynay February 18, 2008
by ericmcafee72 March 19, 2015
Adj. When someone (usually caucasian) is blissfully unaware of their ignorance concerning social and political matters due to surrounding themselves with pro-white and/or pro-right rhetoric and media. This creates an echo chamber-esque effect that only exacerbates their closed mindedness. It is also an ironic play on the often derogatory term "snowflake" as it is usually used to describe someone pro-right who is too ill informed to care about the real problems.
"Dude, this Trumpette just posted an "I voted" pic. I asked her about gerrymandering and if her state bound their electoral reps to which she of course had no clue about. Needless to say, she got butt hurt and blocked me. Now who's the snowflake you snowblind sheep?
by DatNguh19 October 17, 2020
A dude masturbates into a container. The container with the cum is then mixed with vodka (tasting optional). The cum-vodka is then tossed into the dude's eyes.
Recommended as a birth control option.
Recommended as a birth control option.
As the meaning of "Siberian Snowblind" dawned on him, Alvie felt relieved that he kept his glasses on. Never again would he agree to sex moves he'd hadn't heard of.
by Deus Sex Machina PH March 12, 2015
by cronk64 April 11, 2024
Adjective; Used to describe someone who has spent a great enough time with white people to adversely affect their ability to decern what is racist or otherwise discriminatory towards a minority or protected group. Individual is usually reflexively angered by such assertions.
See Also: White Guilt
See Also: White Guilt
"I was Snowblind growing up, and it wasn't until I moved away from home and lived in the world that I realised how wrong I was."
"Hey, I caught up with Rachel earlier. Damn that girl is snowblind."
"Hey, I caught up with Rachel earlier. Damn that girl is snowblind."
by QualityPlums March 25, 2022
Temporary visual impairment from cocaine use. It can start by passing out and waking up blind. It goes away after a few mins.
by E-Rockah March 05, 2021