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Slothy Seconds

When you think you’re a star... but you’re just a star fish.
When she thinks her pussy is sold, but expects us to mine it like it’s gold.

Lies there like I’m folding clothes, that’s just way too bold.

Even though she beacons,

we know she’s Slothy Seconds
by Dr. Scotchair September 8, 2020
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STAY SLOTHY

To be the cool bada** person you are that everyone loves.
by Andres_1515 March 12, 2021
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dirty slothy

A really slow blow-job with icy-hot in the mouth of both parties
Dude, Coleman gave Sam a dirty slothy
by lumberjackdreaming December 30, 2015
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gettin slothy

Gettin slothy, or formally "getting slothy" is a slacker oriented term which has been popularized by the trend of "sloth" in general. The term is mysteriously versatile and a shape shifting cultural phrase. One must drop the final "G" consonant when pronouncing the word "getting" which enhances the lazy lackluster version of pronunciation of "gettin" in the phrase. One is gettin slothy when they do the following:

1. Slowly head out to a place or task they don't really want to do. This would include things like mowing the lawn, going to summer school, heading to work when there is an uprising and other things people don't want to do but go at a sloth's speed because it must be accomplished. It is different than procrastination because they are doing the task but slightly unwillingly, with lazy effort and lack of enthusiasm.

2. Hanging out-chilling with no purpose or direction. Chilling at the crib, as it were.

3. Getting dirty in one's own body odor from doing sports or other smelly activities.
"Time to roll we gotta go, come on, we're gettin slothy"

"What are you guys doing tonight"?
"We're just gettin slothy"

"Are you going to ever mow the lawn"?
"I am gettin slothy with it today".

"Man you stank today what have you been doing?"
"Gettin slothy"
by misp October 20, 2013
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TTV-Slothy

This is a good forkknife player who doesn't sweat but is just good.
There names are usually Matt and they are usually addicted to SUSO and brownies.
They have foreign friends (German Boy and Turkish Boy) and they are all going to get TTV-Slothy something them when he/she moves schools to London
I saw TTV-Slothy in the food hall buying 10 SUSOs and playing forkknife
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Sloth Car

“A ‘Sloth Car’ is a vehicle that you get stuck driving behind when they move so slow while driving, that it seems like a sloth is behind the wheel.”
“Joni was about to pull every hair out of her head in frustration while driving behind a sloth car that she could neither pass or go around.”
by Julesheart February 9, 2023
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Sloth position

When your SO (the one who is receiving) hangs up side down from their hands and legs (much like a sloth) and sucks, licks, takes, the D.
"Babe hang like a sloth for me. I want to try the sloth position" -me
by super sloth man October 21, 2014
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