Simcity DRM

A thing in gaming which requires the game to be always online even in single player which was invented to play by your god-damn self! Named after the DRM in Simcity (2013)

Guy 1: Yo you getting the new Battlefield.
Guy 2: No way man it has Simcity DRM
Guy 1 and 2: EA!

by Louis 42 March 18, 2013

simcity

to simcity (verb) -- to totally fuck up a product release; generally used to refer to the fuckedness of deploying anything

Ted tried to apologize to his wife, but he totally simcity'd it. Now, she's madder than ever.

by dannyflorida March 11, 2013

simcognition

A form of knowledge occurring independently of temporal position; a simultemporal incident of cognition, on par with recognition and precognition. It is an experience reported by many people as feeling instantaneous.

She knew him the instant she saw him. The flash of connection was identical to the sensation of encountering someone she had known for years, complete in its essence, lacking only detail. It was not without substance or meaning, carrying its own truth. She came to think of it as simcognition, knowledge upon first sight.

by Monkey's Dad April 11, 2021

Simcel

A simcel is a combination of the word simp and incel, the simcel possesses both the ability for and innate sense of misogyny, while simultaneously simping after women.

Shae: Terence is kinda a simcel though.
Tom: Yes! Especially for Zoe.

by BinaryBae March 23, 2020

Simcha

(N.) The most beautiful creature that ever existed. He is god sent to earth in human form. It is impossible to look him straight in the face without fainting from his sheer beauty. His ginger is like the sun. He sheds carrots.

Who's that beautiful creature over there? Oh wait, it's Simcha!

by PTK August 20, 2012

simcard worthy

a girl or guy that isnt worth the effort to put her/his number in the sim card on your phone

Person 1:Yo check out yolanda, shes looking good
Person 2:yeah but she only uses guys to buy her things, beleive me she isnt simcard worthy

by Discard October 6, 2008

SIMCL

"Sitting In My Chair Laughing" This acronym relpaces 'ROFL'. because honestly who's really going to roll on the floor from laughter?

Stewie Griffin: Hey Brian! Brian!
Brian Griffin: What?
Stewie Griffin: Knock-knock
Brian Griffin: sigh Who's there?
Stewie Griffin: Your friend, Stewie. And he's always gonna be there for you!
{SIMCL}

by Alex/Jackie|Jackie/Alex August 21, 2008