SHP

Acronym for Shower Head Posse

Damn, I heard he was in the SHP. I guess he got caught with a shower head in his rectum.

SHP by Hizzo November 16, 2003

SHP

Acronym for, "Send Help Please." Can be pronounced as ship or spelling out the letters.

My dick just got stuck in the toaster, SHP.

SHP by DahReelTea May 14, 2018

Shpee 

A term created by YouTuber Jerma985; it refers to the Spy class in the first-person shooter Team Fortress 2, specifically young/baby spies. Shpees are typically bad at playing the game (noob) and will hide in places or wander about. According to Jerma985, shpees are born in a nest and leave it at eleven days old and their diet may consist of wild rodents. A shpee grows wings after getting its first kill, but this is very unlikely because of the shpees' general conspicuousness and lack of skill. Only about two out of the 700 born every minute will survive and reach "Spyhood" after leaving the nest. Most shpees are harmless.

shpee: I shoot you... pew pew!

shpee 1: ...we both go spawn same time die?
shpee 2: Okay, we'll both go spawn same time die!
shpee 1: Okay, I follow you!
shpee 2: We both go out!
shpee 1, shpee 2: AAAAAH!

Shpee by Imanapple October 22, 2013

shpeck 

A word used to tell something to basically "shut up."

George: x + x^2 + 5 = 59 ...
John: Can you shpeck it up more?
George: Huh?
John: Shpeck to me.

shpeck by oneandonlyOSG August 18, 2017

Shpunch 

Verb - The act of punching someone in the shoe.

Shoe + Punch = Shpunch

Most people will shout this phrase out either before during or after the action of a shpunch.

Pauli: Yo Stew watup?
Stew: SHPUNCH!!!!!!!
(Stew Punch's Pauli in the Shoe leaving his foot in great pain)
Pauli: Aw shit!!! That hurt like a mother fucker!!

Sam shpunched Tony so hard that Tony's foot exploded.

If Abraham doesn't shut his mouth I'm gona shpunch his foot back to the 4rth grade!

Shpunch by Jason Spazington October 4, 2009

Shpee 

Another word or slang for a vape, along side skril.

Person 1: awe koppel shpee.
Person 2: tsek you naaier

Shpee by Enorma Stitz June 16, 2021

Shpongled 

To be on a different astral plane usually with the aid of (but not limited to) mushrooms, LSD, or DMT

I feel...Shpongled.

Shpongled by jsb22 December 26, 2008