Shorter wong

An amazing person that never deserved to go through what he did :((

":(( shorter wong dead"

"Yes we know you talk about it all the time"

by T0zierh0ep1ss February 3, 2021

Shorter Vision

a phenomenon that occurs while upon your studies at Shorter Sniversity. This phenomenon makes physically unattractive persons appear attractive because of the lack of attractive females.

Bro!! "She is so hot i would rail her 5 times."

What the fuck? Shes like a 3. you must have shorter vision.

by Chase Welch October 23, 2011

Shorter Bus

The "Shorter Bus" is a specific type of bus designed for the most retarded kid in school

"You see that kid right there? He rides the shorter bus"

by Oniiko-Kun August 6, 2021

Shorter-stick treatment

When someone's treatment towards someone or something is lower than all the previous attempts they've done in their life. Their efforts towards their 7th or 8th relationship would be so much lower than the 1st or 2nd relationship. Their efforts towards their 11th or 12th job would be so much lower than the 1st or 2nd job.

Manager: "Why are you slacking off of work, lately?"
Man: "My energy is burned-out from the previous job and I am skeptical about this one."
Manager: "Oh so we're getting the shorter-stick treatment..."

Man: "Why are you not trusting me enough in our relationship?"
Woman: "My previous boyfriends used me for my body and I've been dealing with trust issues ever since."
Man: "Why do I get the shorter-stick treatment for that?"

by SinfulOsD October 16, 2024

Kick anyone shorter than you day

Kick anyone shorter than you day december 1st

Kick anyone shorter than you day december 1st

by Hey Hi Hey November 6, 2019

Wayne Shorter

Probably the greatest Jazz composer in history. Wayne Shorter is an outstanding jazz saxophonist who was in the legendary quintet with Miles Davis, Ron Carter, Tony Williams, and Herbie Hancock

"Wayne Shorter is the man! I love some of his compositions such as 'E.S.P.,' 'Footprints,' and 'Dolores'

by Jimmy Spitabbible July 25, 2010

i trip to make the fall shorter

I get stoned to ease the pain.

It's sad what I'm going through but I trip to make the fall shorter so as to cope.

by homegiirlwewe August 26, 2017