Shimp

v. To post and immediately like your own Facebook status/comments

Nic just shimped his status again.

by Snyz December 16, 2010

Shimp

Shimp is an alternative of the word shit. It can be used to save a situation when you are about to swear but then realise, mid-word, that it is not the time or place so you change the word to shimp.

It is not used as an alternative word for poo.

It originates in Milton Keynes, United Kingdom.

"Oh shimp, I cut my finger!"

by chocolateANDvanilla May 28, 2009

Shimp

When you have a very small scrotum.

Girl: "How were the size of his bools?"

Girl2: They were such a shimp it reminded me of 2 tiny raisins.

by Ryan Fanning October 29, 2008

Shimp

A girl who tries their very hardest to win over a guy.

This is also related to simp.

Did you know that Jessica is a shimp?!

by DISCToastyy March 21, 2020

shimp

A chimp with a shirt on.

Look at that schimp.

by Andy Carolan April 14, 2005

shimp

A small African rhino white in color

Shimp you mothershimper

by Shimp off November 04, 2003

Jada Shimp

A girl with a dumb personality but really funny! Jumbo glasses and tiny eyes. Really (not) athletic but still maintains to be skinny. When your sad she’s always there to cheer you up! Most popular girl in the school. Looks cute in her skin tight clothes. Jkjkjkkjkk it’s just leggings. Sometimes stubborn. All of you reading this need to get yourselves a Jada Shimp!

Yo bro, remember Jada Shimp from first grade. Of course my buddy is dating her, I am so jealous I want her.

by lexi.batt November 18, 2018