Shaista

-quick-minded, versatile, and expressive

-adaptable and creative in responding to new situation

-polite, adventurous, beautiful and gentle
- appears quite to strangers but to friends you are loud and wild
-seeking adventure happiness wherever and whenever
- loyal to friends and speak their minds
-extremely dedicated and intelligent
-Strong willed and athletic
-loved by everyone

Oh its Shaista! Love heeeeer!

by Ronald732 February 21, 2015

Do you want to know how I got these scars?

What the Joker says to people before telling them a story about how he got the scars on the sides of his mouth in The Dark Knight.

The first story involves his drunk father killing his mother, then cutting the sides of his son's mouth with a knife to make it appear as if he is always smiling. This is where the line "Why So Serious?" is said in the movie.

The second story is different, in which he talks about his wife. He states that he puts a razor in his mouth and moves it around, therefore cutting himself, giving himself more scars.

Story 1: Do you want to know how I got these scars? My father was a drinker, and a fiend. And one night he goes off crazier than usual. Mommy gets the kitchen knife to defend herself. He doesn't like that. Not. One. Bit. So, me watching, he takes the knife to her, laughing while he does it. He turns to me, and he says, "Why so serious?" He comes at me with the knife, "Why so serious?" He sticks the blade in my mouth, "Let's put a smile on that face!" And...Why so serious?

Story 2: Well, you look nervous. Is it the scars? Do you wanna know how I got them? C'mere...Hey, look at me...So I had a wife. Beautiful, like you, who tells me I worry too much; who tells me I oughta smile more, who gambles and gets in deep with the sharks. Hey...One day they carve her face. We have no money for surgeries; she can't take it. I just want to see her smile again. Hm? I just want her to know that I don't care about the scars! So, I stick a razor in my mouth and do this to myself. And you know what? She can't stand the sight of me! She leaves. Now I see the funny side. Now i'm always smiling!

by Painted in Laughter October 11, 2008

Sarsonogenic

When ones' balls become so vinegary as to be cancerous in nature.

Dude, I've not showered in three days and I've been bumming tramps, my balls are sarsonogenic.

by Magnum. Pie June 23, 2009

Sarse

a person who is a sassy arse.

Person 1: Josh is such a prick sometimes.

Person 2: Yeah, he's a real Sarse.

by Shit_4_Brains September 3, 2007

shagster

one of them crazy white kids with shaggy hair that looks nasty as hell and curls at the ends

"that white boy is a shagster killin dat nasty hair"

by DQ August 23, 2004

sarsaparilla circus

When two men are showering together and a third man is in the same bathroom, taking a hot shit.

"Chad and Aric were showering together but Brian needed to use the bathroom to pinch a steamy loaf. He didn't even wait for them to finish before he barged in and starting dropping one in the shitter! It was sarsaparilla circus!"

by SquintyJones September 6, 2017

Sarsour

The female version of a cuck; a woman who calls herself a feminist but also supports Sharia law.

That sarsour gets so worked up about patriarchy, but she doesn't have anything bad to say about forced marriages of children in Muslim countries.

by PowerSlacker August 1, 2017