by SillyNinjagoFan69 November 23, 2019
Get the Share a Sleepingbag mug.I lived in a share house in Paramatta for a few years but got tired of cleaning up my roommates' messes.
by Wapt August 28, 2009
Get the share house mug.Farting in public, making sure you share the smell with as many people as possible. A pun on "share the wealth".
by LonePooper January 27, 2018
Get the Share the smealth mug."Share and Enjoy" is, of course, the company motto of the hugely successful Sirius Cybernetics Corporation Complaints division, which now covers the major land masses of three medium sized planets and is the only part of the Corporation to have shown a consistent profit in recent years.
The motto stands - or rather stood - in three mile high illuminated letters near the Complaints Department spaceport on Eadrax - "Share and Enjoy". Unfortunately its weight was such that shortly after it was erected, the ground beneath the letters caved in and they dropped for nearly half their length through the underground offices of many talented young complaints executives - now deceased. The protruding upper halves of the letters now appear, in the local language, to read "Go stick your head in a pig", and are no longer illuminated, except at times of special celebration.
At these times of special celebration a choir of over two million robots sing the company song "Share and Enjoy". Unfortunately - again - another of the computing errors for which the company is justly famous means that the robot's voices are exactly a flattened fifth out of tune and the result sounds something like this (see quote), only slightly worse.
The motto stands - or rather stood - in three mile high illuminated letters near the Complaints Department spaceport on Eadrax - "Share and Enjoy". Unfortunately its weight was such that shortly after it was erected, the ground beneath the letters caved in and they dropped for nearly half their length through the underground offices of many talented young complaints executives - now deceased. The protruding upper halves of the letters now appear, in the local language, to read "Go stick your head in a pig", and are no longer illuminated, except at times of special celebration.
At these times of special celebration a choir of over two million robots sing the company song "Share and Enjoy". Unfortunately - again - another of the computing errors for which the company is justly famous means that the robot's voices are exactly a flattened fifth out of tune and the result sounds something like this (see quote), only slightly worse.
The lyrics to the company song are as follows:
Share and Enjoy
Share and Enjoy
Journey through life
With a plastic boy
Or Girl by your side
Let your pal be your guide
And when it breaks down
Or starts to annoy
Or grinds when it moves
And gives you no joy
Cos it's eaten your hat
Or had sex with your cat
Bled oil on your floor
Or ripped off your door
You get to the point
You can't stand any more
Bring it to us, we won't give a fig
We'll tell you, 'Go stick your head in a pig'.
Share and Enjoy
Share and Enjoy
Journey through life
With a plastic boy
Or Girl by your side
Let your pal be your guide
And when it breaks down
Or starts to annoy
Or grinds when it moves
And gives you no joy
Cos it's eaten your hat
Or had sex with your cat
Bled oil on your floor
Or ripped off your door
You get to the point
You can't stand any more
Bring it to us, we won't give a fig
We'll tell you, 'Go stick your head in a pig'.
by Stuart Morrow October 26, 2004
Get the share and enjoy mug.Teacher parlance for sharing a thought on a subject, usually spoken by an admin who doesn't want to lead the PD session any more than you want to be there. Where ordinary people share, Teachers 'share out'.
Admin: Delivers uninteresting comments on the latest education fad and then asks a group of bored teachers "who wants to 'share out' about how they might use this in their classroom?"
Bored teachers: look at each other and shift in their seats awkwardly until somebody volunteers as tribute.
Bored teachers: look at each other and shift in their seats awkwardly until somebody volunteers as tribute.
by MyPseudonym August 29, 2015
Get the share out mug.A joke within the Runescape community for when someone gets lucky with a high value drop or stake (gamble). "Share, I tb'ed" means "Share the loot, the Teleport blocked the victim." The term used to refer to player-killing teams, who normally would have a specific person to teleport block the victim, preventing them from escaping. The teleport blocker would receive a portion of the profits for doing this, and the term came from this. Now, it's used as a joke when players recieve high level drops or items, such as a Draconic Visage or godsword hilt.
by Skitles125 May 5, 2016
Get the share i tbed mug.Hanging out with close friends.
by Nameback September 12, 2010
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