A gay teacher who also cheats at golf. One who fails to download porn properly from the internet
"Sorry girls, I'm gay. I do have a great golf handicap though (lying shanks). Shit, how the fuck does this computerwork? It's got 2 million fucking viruses!!!!"
somone who finds a way to tear away at the foundations of a person until they want to kill the shanks, usually by coming up with gay nicknames or by being a dick. usually starts off conflicts rather then keeping them going. finds the weak person of the night, and exploits them, making it impossible to try to go against him. see Hitler.
person 1: hey guys, i sure am hungry.
shanks : wow NO WAY !!! mr. meal mr. mealalalala!!
person 1 : shanks, whats it like to kissmen?
person 2 :spadaro yeah, seriusly shanks, shut up.
shanks: wow, spadaro, whats it like to kiss men? rah!!
person 1 and 2: wow....
Shanks is Luffy's childhood role model. Shanks is currently the strongest pirate in One Piece (along with Whitebeard) and is known as Red Haired Shanks. Sea Kings and pitate captains fear him. He gave Luffy the straw hat that Luffy now wears. Shanks is most likely stronger than Gold Roger, the former King of The Pirates.