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Sebastian

He's got a sebastian shlong
by ergometer 3 June 14, 2021
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Sebastian

The coolest, talented, helpful, hilarious, strong, romantic, cute, sexy, patient, loving, caring, playful, goofy, hot, boy/man you will ever meet. Some people are lucky to be liked by him. he will do what ever it takes to make a friendship or relationship work. But he's more of the patient guy than a rushing guy. He likes to take it slow and not be rushed. He is easy to express your feelings to him; he loves to express his feelings too.
is that guy your boyfriend? he is such a sebastian!
by someone?? September 11, 2011
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Sebastian

Hard core gamer, thinks he's a player, yet is a one-girl kind of guy. This guy is bad ass, and will fuck you up if you mess with him.
Guy 1: Hey, I'm going to kick that guy's ass.
Guy 2: Who? The cool kid with the Fedora?
Guy 1: Yeah.
Guy 2: Better not, that's Sebastian. You'll end up in the hospital on life support.

Another Guy 1:Where can I find Sebastian?
A different Guy 2: Tea-bagging you on XBLA.
by ReapersFortune March 31, 2010
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Sebastian

A cute and funny guy. Usually with dark hair. Usually nervous about things. He is scared to take things forward sometimes. He has a girlfriend or has a crush on someone.
Sebastian is so amazing.
by happy120 October 15, 2016
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Sebastian

Sebastian's are generally funny people. They tend to laugh and joke but will be serious when you need them to be. They have big hearts. Sebastian's are the most amazing people you will ever meet! Knowing a sebastian will change your life!
sebastian funny
by -1234567- December 5, 2013
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Sebastian

He is the most loving caring man you will ever meet. He likes to party but would rather spend time with his girlfriend. He is one person you would not want to make mad. If you are his friend he will always be there for you. He has the eyes of an angle and a goddess of kissing he is the perfect lover and a really good friend.
you are a goddess Sebastian!
you are the most caring loving boyfriend in the whole world!!
Sebastian you have the eyes of an angle!
I would love to party with you Sebastian!
by emmyre November 4, 2012
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Sebastian

Sebastian kicks Chuck Norris' ass blindfolded with both hands and feet tied behind his back
Sebastian doesn't blink, the world turns dark

Sebastian gave birth to Adam and Eve

Sebastian gave birth to Chuck Norris. Yes he is his father.

Sebastian only masturbates to pictures of Sebastian

Sebastian does not drink, he chugs

Sebastian does not walk, he charges

Sebastian's breath controls global warming
by Seb12345 July 23, 2009
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