SeaMonkey Dealer

A shady man, usually rides a bike, has a beard, a creep of sort. tires to sell you seamonkeys. Hobo-ish in appearance.

*Driving*

Man 1 : "Omg look at that seamonkey dealer"

Man 2 : "Yo drive faster"

by Twaggleton August 17, 2010

Seamonkey

To throw brine shrimp eggs into the eyes of a unsuspecting victim, in an attempt to get them t hatch

“Boy, Jake really seamonkeyed that hell out of that kid there”

by Beefeater123 June 2, 2019

seamonkeyed

When something was given or promised that only superficially satisfies the promise or request.

I got seamonkeyed when I ordered a set of "indestructible" coat hangers online and received a box of nails a week later.

by Anaxagoras69 July 8, 2020

SEAmonkey

Racial slur against south-east asians (Thai, Viet, Phillipines, etc.)
SEAmonkeys is SEA (South East Asia) Monkeys. They're called monkeys for their tanned skin, black hair and facial features.
(from 4chan)

- I'm gonna take geomaxxxing trip to the Manila!
- Oh, you mean going to nail some short SEAmonkeys with AIDS?

by AllahuAkbar228 October 15, 2025