Stemming from the German words :Gestank stinky and garten garden, the word Schtaunkgarten is a compound signifying something that smells terrible, so much that the odor is nearly visible like the green of a garden. This usually indicates that it smells worse than most anything anyone can think of. In the echelon of words to describe stench, Schtaunkgarten is most commonly amongst the top to describe on which is the utmost of foul. Can also be used as a noun (der Schtaunkgarten), indicating a very foul flatulent. Its plural form follows German standard form (die Schtaunkgärten).
Wir müssen jetzt furzen! Oh ja? Wie gestank sie waren? Natürlich, sie waren Schtaunkgarten!
Riechst du mein Schtaunkgarten? Oh ja, er ist ziemlich gestank...
"Wow, that is a good fart! Who did that?" "I did, what do you think of that eh?" "It's quite stank, as a matter of fact I'd go so far as to say its Schtaunkgarten."
Riechst du mein Schtaunkgarten? Oh ja, er ist ziemlich gestank...
"Wow, that is a good fart! Who did that?" "I did, what do you think of that eh?" "It's quite stank, as a matter of fact I'd go so far as to say its Schtaunkgarten."
by Der Kaiser Äntön May 30, 2008
Get the Schtaunkgarten mug.Formed during the dog days of summer 2005 in the piney hills hamlet of Ruston, Louisiana, the scuba jivahs burst onto the local barscene with longtime friends and musical accomplices Nixani and the Brothers Kirby. The Scuba Jivahs, a power trio, were born after a jam session at the pool house of local musician and public servant, Steve Hearn. After only a few tunes it became apparent to Matt Abram (bass), Josh "Jellyroll" Russell (drums), and Baker Wardlaw (guitar) that they were onto something big.
"I remember the first time we jammed, at baker's the old apartment, and we just knew." - Matt Abram
After multiple high energy, high octane practice sessions in Longstraw, Louisiana, the band decided they were ready and booked a gig with Nixani at the world renowned Sundown Tavern. Their first gig was followed by several others until Baker Wardlaw left to study in France for a year. A gig was booked for the week before Christmas. It was the first and only jivahs show to date that was recorded and tapes of this show have reached cult-like status in the underground live music scene. Upon his return from France, the jivahs played a reunion show with newcomers Oso Oro. Although there is no news from the jivahs camp, they are widely considered to be on a quasi-hiatus, brooding and awaiting the next opportunity for the three headed monster to rear its ugly head.
"I remember the first time we jammed, at baker's the old apartment, and we just knew." - Matt Abram
After multiple high energy, high octane practice sessions in Longstraw, Louisiana, the band decided they were ready and booked a gig with Nixani at the world renowned Sundown Tavern. Their first gig was followed by several others until Baker Wardlaw left to study in France for a year. A gig was booked for the week before Christmas. It was the first and only jivahs show to date that was recorded and tapes of this show have reached cult-like status in the underground live music scene. Upon his return from France, the jivahs played a reunion show with newcomers Oso Oro. Although there is no news from the jivahs camp, they are widely considered to be on a quasi-hiatus, brooding and awaiting the next opportunity for the three headed monster to rear its ugly head.
"brah, these guys are sick, deep jive!"
"awww man, that ain't jive, thats SCUBA JIVE!" - scuba jivahs
"awww man, that ain't jive, thats SCUBA JIVE!" - scuba jivahs
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Cases have been reported of blindness, puking, E.D., a bad taste in one’s mouth, and car accidents.
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First recorded in 42 BC in cave drawings in Michigan’s Brown Caves.
Cases have been reported of blindness, puking, E.D., a bad taste in one’s mouth, and car accidents.
Most commonly manifests in the infamous Doggy Style position.
First recorded in 42 BC in cave drawings in Michigan’s Brown Caves.
BOB: What’s got you in such a crappy mood?
Cal: Something bad happened last night.
BOB: Oh yeah?
Cal: Yeah, Cindy finally let me butt fuck her and... and...
BOB: You got the Scatapult didn’t you?
Cal: Yes! I lost my rhythm for one second and it came flying up at me. She had corn for dinner dude, CORN! You know how hard it is to get shit stains out of popcorn textured ceiling?
BOB: So did you stop after that?
Cal: No, I finished first.
Cal: Something bad happened last night.
BOB: Oh yeah?
Cal: Yeah, Cindy finally let me butt fuck her and... and...
BOB: You got the Scatapult didn’t you?
Cal: Yes! I lost my rhythm for one second and it came flying up at me. She had corn for dinner dude, CORN! You know how hard it is to get shit stains out of popcorn textured ceiling?
BOB: So did you stop after that?
Cal: No, I finished first.
by The BOB not a Bob! December 24, 2010
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