schwab 

the most amazing person you'll ever meet. a schwab is typically a hilarious and kind-hearted person.

"Shes a sweetheart, that schwab!"

schwab by omganonymousname December 23, 2008

schwab 

When you chew two foods at the same time by taking a bite of an entree with a bite of the side. I.e. a hamburger and French fries, a hot dog and macaroni salad, steak and mashed potatoes, or oatmeal and toast.

"I ate schwab on the fourth of July."
"This is really good schwab."
"My favorite schwab is a grilled cheese and bean with bacon soup."

schwab by missgosohard August 23, 2014

Schwab 

A verb, meaning to make someone disappear, vanish, or basically cease to exist. This is done in a mysterious and quick manner.

Look, dude...don't make me schwab your ass.

What happened to Amanda? She got schwabbed.

Schwab by DCJAM July 2, 2009

schwab 

a schwab is a family member that really gets on your nerves but you put up with there annoyingness because you love them

your lucky i love you schwab

schwab by fullers a pedobear June 6, 2010

Schwab 

Cleaning of ones nut sack with a Johnson & Johnson baby wipe to insure continued freshness throughout the night.

It's ok baby, I just schwabbed like ten minutes ago.

Schwab by Schableen August 28, 2015

Schwab 

Torturously large dick

Upon his first puscial examination the doctor was surprised that he was able to live a normal life with such a schwab; a medical case study was promptly written.

Schwab by LordDominatrix October 13, 2017

Schwab 

Swabia or Suebia means the country where the germanic tribe of the suebes lived in roman times. The german name of this country is "Schwaben" and the family name "Schwab" or "Schwabe" means " a man from Schwaben". "Schwabe" is the high german pronounciation, "Schwab" is the pronounciation in the swabian dialect.

Schwab is bad ass!! Schwaben - working hard!! Hey what are you doing? Oh nothing I’m just Schwaben!! I need water I have been schwaben to hard!!

Schwab by Danimal May 13, 2018