Shitisarus

A imaginary creature with the appearance of a T-rex with a poop like head. Usually brown but becomes more yellow during winter.

First used by YouTuber Jeffrier.

He is basically an all-around Shitisarus .

"Yo dude I went hiking yesterday in the mountains. I think I saw a Shitisarus!"

by Sir Jeffrier June 9, 2021

Suitis

noun
A rare condition in which a female is constantly begging for attention and will not leave a nigga alone. Can also cause heartlessness.

Synonyms include: "asking for too much"

Yo bro I'm just tryna play some GTA, this bitch definitely got Suitis.

by Youngandheartless September 10, 2020

Shitisfied

The satisfied feeling after taking a really big shit

- dude I just took the biggest shit ever. I feel shitisfied.

by Captain_black May 19, 2014

Anti Shitism

Speaking against Israeli aggression is anti-shit-ism not anti-semitism

Harry: Israel is a terrorist state.
Paul: please don't be anti semite
Harry: it's anti shitism not anti-semitism

by Abaynakar May 31, 2021

shitism

The religion in which "shit" is praised.
The turd commandments are as follows:
1.Don't shit in a pit.
2.Don't poo after eating a vindaloo.
3.Don't grunt when you're having a poo.
4.Don't wipe with nettles.
5.Refer to yourself as a shitist.

"I say Agatha" said Reginald, "is this chap christian, or one of the Jews?
"I do decalre! Reginald, he is a shitist. He follows shitism"
"Capital." Regie responded
-source, Pride and Prejudice by J Austen

by Henry Taylor December 12, 2006

skitishrelic

SkitishRelic a small streamer who is a lovely boy but has a tough life dealing with his pet chicken

Chicken: hi SkitishRelic

SkitishRelic: hi Chicken welcome to the stream

by Ye Olde Chicken November 18, 2020

Mormon/LDS stitistics

everyone seems to be getting them wrong so here the record straight. these are the statictics as of apiral 2011

Worldwide Church Statistics

Membership 14,131,467

Missions 340

Missionaries 52,483

Missionary Training Centers 15

Temples (current 2011 number) 134

Congregations 28,660

Universities and Colleges 4

Seminary Students Enrollment 369,373

Institute Students Enrollment 348,111

Family History Centers 4,648

Countries with Family History Centers 127

Countries Receiving Humanitarian Aid Since 1985 178

Value of Humanitarian Assistance Since 1985 $1.3 Billions

Welfare Service Missionaries
(Including Humanitarian Service Missionaries) 8,583

Languages Church Materials Available 166

LDS Worldwide Statistics (Selected Countries):

Country Percent LDS Country Number of LDS

Tonga 46.0% USA 5,503,192

Samoa 36.0% Mexico 980,053

American Samoa 24.1% Brazil 897,091

Niue 12.0% Chile 534,754

Kiribati 10.7% Philippines 537,014

Tahiti 7.8% Peru 402,230

Cook Islands 8.3% Argentina 339,929

Marshall Islands 7.0% United Kingdom 180,095

Chile 3.3% Guatemala 196,777

Palau 2.1% Canada 166,442

USA 1.9%

Uruguay 2.5%

New Zealand 2.35%

Guatemala 1.34%

Honduras 1.6%

Bolivia 1.6%

Ecuador 1.2%

Peru 1.4%

Belize 1.0%

so yeah hope this clears some of the air that most LDS do not live in Utah.

Mormon/LDS stitistics

by rinnua July 5, 2011