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SAT

A standardized test taken by most high school Juniors and Seniors in order to qualify for college admittance and scholarships. Generally disliked by many students, this test is often called an acrnoym for Satan Approved Torture.
"Do you wanna hang out on Saturday?"
"No, I can't. I'm taking the SAT."
"That test is pure torture."
by AReallyWhiteKid October 13, 2011
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SAT

Just big fucking bullshit that you have to take in high school. This is meant for colleges such as USC, Stanford, UC or Ivy League schools to judge how smart or dumb you are. Whats the point about it when you have class grades? So fuck it cause it wastes time and thinking.
Teacher: Alright class get prepared for the SAT class coming next week.
Classmate: Yeah, well if we don't do well on the dumb ass exam we can always go to community college.
by AdomC March 9, 2015
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The SAT is a test used for undergraduate admissions in US universities that measures your ability to wake up at an ungodly hour on a Saturday morning, your ability to shade in what seems like millions of bubbles using a number 2 pencil; and your ability to sit still for over 3 and half hours with limited breaks.
"You got a 200 on one of the sections of the SAT! Oh! Maybe you miss-aligned all of your answers, and noticed when you got to the last question..."
by Anna_Banana239 November 4, 2011
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what's that when it's at home?

request to simplify the language, avoid fancy titles etc. uses the idea that at home, people don't bother trying to sound impressive. calling a spade a spade.
"i'm an italian cuisine delivery expert"
"what's that when it's at home?"
"pizza boy"
by hepburn May 14, 2008
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SAT

Stupidity Assesment Test. A test given in high school that judges your worth as a human being. the lower the score, the more expendable you are to the government.
@#$%! I got a 400 on my SAT, so now I'm a public servant!
by Detranova July 29, 2003
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SAT Hangover

The depressed, lazy, blank feeling that makes itself present after waking up early and spending 5 hours of your Saturday filling in small bubbles with a #2 pencil.
Oliver: Hey do you want to go grab a bite to eat?
Mark: Sorry man, I can't shake this damn SAT hangover.
by DrTillslyPhD March 13, 2010
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Sucking out Absolutely all joy Test
Wanna have no social life, free time, or parties?
Register now! © SAT
And practice...
by nerdy_schoolkid September 13, 2012
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