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I.J.W.T.S.Y.P.T.Y.S

I
Just
Want

To
Suck
Your

Pussy
'Till

You
Scream
Guy: hey baby I.J.W.T.S.Y.P.T.Y.S

Girl: you are one freaky guy and I love it!
by Crystal Guru January 30, 2022
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D.Y.G.I.I.L.Y.I.A.H.S.P.J.T.O.S

From She-ra and the Princesses of Power
Season 5 Ep. 13, The Heart Part 2

"Don't you get it? I love you. I always have. So, please, just this once... stay." - Catra Applesauce Meowmeow
"Do you know what 'D.Y.G.I.I.L.Y.I.A.H.S.P.J.T.O.S.' means?"
by beep..boop..bop January 12, 2021
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p.o.s.p.o.t.u.s.

Our p.o.s.p.o.t.u.s. is taxing tanning salons.
by Bustedjaouted December 20, 2010
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S.P.A.T

'Single Parents Alone Together' is a fictional support group for single parents, in the movie 'About A Boy' starring Hugh Grant, Rachel Weiss and Nicholas Hoult.
The group S.P.A.T's , motto = "Single Parents Alone Together!Single Parents Alone Together!All for one and one for all!"
by Granty2k8 July 4, 2008
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P.T.T.P.S.D.

Post Traumatic Toilet Paper Stress Disorder.
That moment after you start pooping and then realize there is no tp in the bathroom.
I contracted P.T.T.P.S.D. after dropping a duece and discovered there was no tp in the stall.
by insanemailman April 12, 2014
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A-S-A-P-T-S-D

A subset of the psychological diagnosis of Post Traumatic Stress Syndrome (P.T.S.D.) caused specifically by corporate culture’s unrelenting need for every fucking thing to be delivered “as soon as possible” (A.S.A.P.), without any fucking regard to what is reasonable, thus creating a withering climate of perpetual panic & psychological breakdown.
VP Marketing: “Where the fuck are my product renders.”
Art director: “Dave is working on that. He is on no sleep & his 7th coffee this morning. We are on it.”
VP Marketing: “I asked for them two days ago & I present in Paris in Wednesday. I NEED those hero shots now!”

Art Director: “I understand, & you will get them today. Phil needed the packaging colors addressed & bumped the renders - sorry.”
VP Marketing: “I don’t care about packaging. Let me talk to Dave. If you can’t manage your team, I will.”
Art Director: “Dude - Dave is this close to serious A-S-A-P-T-S-D, and is threatening to quit. Let me handle this.”
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A.S.P.C.T.S.

American Society for the Perpetration of Cruelty to Toilet Seats
A.S.P.C.T.S. examples of
Bitte Im Sitzen PinKeln
Pissy ass Bastard
piss poor aim
by Nutty irish Sicko June 20, 2009
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