S and M

"Standing and Modeling" in one of Chicago's gay bars at a time that a less-than-convivial mood prevails.

If you mean "sadomasochism," just say "SM."

"I was at Sidetracks last night and it was pure S and M -- nobody wanted to talk to anyone."

by al-in-chgo January 25, 2013

S and M

-Sadists and Massacists- Leather, whips, chains. Think about people who get turned on by being beaten to within an inch of their lives. It's surprising to see this definition undefined, I would have assumed Urbandictionary junkies to be major S and M freaks. Note- Not all S and M is sexually, some people get the pleasure out of just being bound or hit

Guy 1: Dude we are going down to the club tonight and there's this chick there who's going to whip us with a chain until we bleed.
Guy 2: SWEET!
Guy 3: Can I bring my latex bodysuit?

by Azaru December 14, 2006

S and M

along with being sexual acts involving pain, refers to a part in season 4 of greys anatomy. in this context, it means sex and mockery - a relationship that involves only sex and making fun of each other in a flirtatious way.

derek: meredith, do you wanna get some dinner together tonight?
meredith: derek, no! s and m only!

by hubbabubbaSMACK March 25, 2009

s and m

simphony and mettalica. i belive it was 2005 when metalica did a experiment with a full orchestrail occumpennyment

guy 1: im a homo
guy 2: well u show go to s and m
guy 1 : as if u fucking wierd god ur a psyco

by jermsy1 March 6, 2008

s n m

Sheila and Michael.
We were having out one night he was etching something for me and I thought it was funny when I said it out loud. It stuck... I think.....?

Wow s n m was chillin like villains

by J.ass September 9, 2022

S-i-m-p

Squirrels in my pants. When something is making you jump

There are squirrels in my pants!
Tell me whats makin' you jump like that!
S-I-M-P, Squirrels in my pants!
Ain't got no chickens,
Ain't got no rats...
S-I-M-P, (Candace & Background)Squirrels in my pants!
S to the I to the M to the P,
Then maybe you can be moving like me...
Step right over and watch me put it down...
Squirrels
Squirrels!
Step right over and watch me put it...
S to the I to M to the P!
Who you got back and watering your plants?
S-I-M-P, Squirrels in my Pants...
How can I qualify for government graaaants...
S-I-M-P, Squirrels in my Pants...
Yeah...
Hypnotize me, put me in a trance...
S-I-M-P, Squirrels in my Pants...
Got an Aunt Florance living in Fraaance...
She can't see the-
Squirrels in my Pants!
Step right over and watch me put it down...
Squirrels! Squirrels!
Step right over and watch me put it...
S to the I to the M to the P!
AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH

by Coolbeanz14 April 14, 2019

S-I-M-P

The word that is used to describe that you have squirrels in your pants.

''Now somebody, anybody, everybody scream!
AHHHHHHH! There are squirrels in my pants!

That girl's got some serious squirrels in her pants.
There are squirrels in my pants!

Tell me what's making you jump like that!
S-I-M-P, squirrels in my pants!
Ain't got no chickens, ain't got no rats
S-I-M-P,
Squirrels in my pants!
S to the I to the M to the P,
Then maybe you can be moving like me

Step right over and watch me put it down...
Squirrels! Squirrels!
(S to the I to the M to the P)

Step right over and watch me put it...
S to the I to the M to the P!
Who you got back home, watering your plants?

S-I-M-P, squirrels in my pants!
How can I qualify for government grants?
S-I-M-P, squirrels in my pants!
Yeah, hypnotize me, put me in a trance
S-I-M-P, squirrels in my pants!
Got an Aunt Florence living in France
She can't see the-
Squirrels in my pants!

Step right over and watch me put it down...
Squirrels! Squirrels!
(S to the I to the M to the P)

Step right over and watch me put it...
S to the I to the M to the P!''

by MarcusDamon June 18, 2020