The Benjamin Button Corollary to Moore's Law

The inversely proportional relationship between the increase in computing power due to Moore's Law* and the age of those most able to make use of new technologies.


*eg, http://news.cnet.com/Myths-of-Moores-Law/2010-1071_3-1014887.html

"Sheila knew that the Benjamin Button Corollary to Moore's Law was in effect when she had to ask her 6 year old niece to teach her how to use twitter."

by cjm94611 February 24, 2009

Moore's Law

A.K.A. Roy Moore's Law, is the observation that the number of pretty young under-aged honeypots in a crowded mall increases the chances of harassing, assaulting, and or raping some under-aged teenager as an approximate inverse proportion to the whole number of all teenaged girls present at the mall on any given afternoon.

Whoa, vile Roy was at the mall this afternoon and according to Moore's Law, Roy came home with a 14 year old girl, took her to his bedroom and made her feel his Johnson through his underwear before she cried to go home - what a fucking repugnant pedophile.

by keyline26 December 12, 2017

Moore's House

Scum.

"Hey, what house did you get sorted into?"
"Moore's House."
"I can no longer fucking associate with you Timmy."

by LittlestEmpress February 3, 2020

Moore’s Log

Moore’s log is the inverse of Moore’s law.

Basically there is an exponential amount of investment needed for each incremental gain.

The development of autonomous driving can be described with Moore’s log. The development is only progressing in small steps, with huge amounts of investments.

by iamtheword December 8, 2020

Moore’s Log

Can be loosely defined as the inverse of Moore’s Law: Increase in investment/time/resources/effort leads to incremental advancements. (Can be described by a log curve)

Moore’s log can be seen in the development of autonomous cars. The investments into autonomous driving and the resulting advances are explained by Moore’s Log.

by iamtheword December 8, 2020

Mooers's Law

Information will be used in direct proportion to how easy it is to obtain. (Claimed by Calvin Mooers, an early computer pioneer and create of the "TRAC" language.)

Even though the public library has more reliable information, people will settle for the results of a web-based search because of Mooers's Law.

by xertroyt November 7, 2005

smoore

smoore is a mix of names. the name must start with an S and there last name must be Moore.

For example, Shawna Moore would be Smoore

by babybitchx0x March 30, 2008