Ryland

Just a whale. A huge Whale

“Look I think I see a whale!”
- “No that’s just Ryland”

by Ya OI December 30, 2019

Ryland

When you go to a party, get extremely hammered, and throw up in all the places the host specifically asks no one to throw up in.

-"Dude I totally pulled a Ryland last night and threw up in the middle of Dylan's deck and all over his brother's room"
-"Didn't he specifically tell everyone to not do that last night?"
-"...yea..."
-"You need to get your shit together, man"

by Collin Charisma March 2, 2009

Ryland

A total drunk who can’t handle himself and becomes a burden to everyone. He will break all your shit.

Yo that kid Ryland got so drunk he passed out butt ass naked and got fucking cereal shoved up his ass. They said he was cancelled.

by Ben Dover Formee September 15, 2019

Ryland

Someone who becomes so shit faced from alcohol they immediately morph into a fucking retard. They will break all of your shit.

Yo did you hear Ryland got so hammered at Henry’s that they put Cocoa Puffs up his ass! Looks like we gotta cancel him.

by Ben Dover Formee September 15, 2019

Ryland

Plays water polo and baseball his bfs skates and hunts. He sucks big shlongs and has a shmite chode and sucks at fortnite.

Ryland sucks at fortnite

by Nerdloc etan May 29, 2018

ryland

He sucks at fortnite, takes steroids to look buff, gets mad at everything, loves to argue when hes wrong

man ryland we got 2nd place in fortnite, we couldve won if you didnt suck at shooting

by pizzazeke February 13, 2018

ryland

1) A white man who most likely loves anime

2) Speaks only Japanese

That Ryland is always watching them shows

by Baka69 June 18, 2018