ryland 

He sucks at fortnite, takes steroids to look buff, gets mad at everything, loves to argue when hes wrong

man ryland we got 2nd place in fortnite, we couldve won if you didnt suck at shooting

ryland by pizzazeke February 13, 2018

Ryland 

Just a whale. A huge Whale

“Look I think I see a whale!”
- “No that’s just Ryland”

Ryland by Ya OI December 30, 2019

ryland 

1) A white man who most likely loves anime

2) Speaks only Japanese

That Ryland is always watching them shows

ryland by Baka69 June 18, 2018

Ryland 

When you go to a party, get extremely hammered, and throw up in all the places the host specifically asks no one to throw up in.

-"Dude I totally pulled a Ryland last night and threw up in the middle of Dylan's deck and all over his brother's room"
-"Didn't he specifically tell everyone to not do that last night?"
-"...yea..."
-"You need to get your shit together, man"

Ryland by Collin Charisma March 2, 2009

Ryland 

Someone who becomes so shit faced from alcohol they immediately morph into a fucking retard. They will break all of your shit.

Yo did you hear Ryland got so hammered at Henry’s that they put Cocoa Puffs up his ass! Looks like we gotta cancel him.

Ryland by Ben Dover Formee September 15, 2019

Ryland 

A total drunk who can’t handle himself and becomes a burden to everyone. He will break all your shit.

Yo that kid Ryland got so drunk he passed out butt ass naked and got fucking cereal shoved up his ass. They said he was cancelled.

Ryland by Ben Dover Formee September 15, 2019

Ryland 

Plays water polo and baseball his bfs skates and hunts. He sucks big shlongs and has a shmite chode and sucks at fortnite.

Ryland sucks at fortnite

Ryland by Nerdloc etan May 29, 2018