rocker jockey

Old person that sits in a rocking chair all day.

Mama, you better get out and get some exercise or people will be calling you a Rocker Jockey

by Tfastlane May 1, 2010

toilet rocker

A person that is to fat to get off the toilet and must rock back and forth to get up sometimes resulting in a broken toilet.

Do not let that person use your toilet they are a toilet rocker and may break your toilet.

by bhcrypto August 20, 2013

OFF HIS ROCKER

Looney. Crazy. Crackhead.

Someone who argues with himself is OFF HIS ROCKER.

by Joshiro007 February 21, 2003

rucker

a kickass person

one of ample coolness

a very confident person

"o, shit man, that girl looks like a rucker"

by RachelAdams March 14, 2007

Rockertunity

An opportunity to rock or a time when it is oppropriate to rock.

Andrew: Did you get the new Guitar Hero game?

Chad: No, why, is it good?

Andrew: It's an excellent rockertunity.

by chadcrawford November 9, 2008

Rocker Fart

When you have a bubble fart (while sitting) trapped in your butt cheeks and you rock back and forth trying to pop it. Added bonus for it popping on your balls or clit.

I just had a huge Rocker fart that tickled my balls!!

by djc5581 September 15, 2010

off your rocker

Crazy, out of control, nuts.

In addition to being a kind of chair, a 'rocker' is a device that controls the movement of a piece of machinery. When a machine is off its rocker, it no longer works correctly.

1) You can't walk down the street in your underwear! Are you off your rocker?

2) I'm afraid Aunt Betty is really off her rocker these days.

by VAKI5 May 14, 2005