Ruud Van Nistelroy

this is spelled wrong

"ruud van nistelroy" is really spelled van nistelrooy

by andrew December 24, 2004

Ruud Van Nistelroy

"the flying dutch man" he scores many goals for Manchester United and is one of their key players

Ruud is awesome!

by Lauren December 12, 2003

Ruud Van Nistelrooy

Poorly talented footballer playing in Scumchester United.Famous for his divings and for being a Sir Alex´s bitch.Always warmly received on Arsenal ground.

The bitch - Van Nistelrooy - was beaten by Arsenal FC players.

by Anonymous Gooner April 7, 2005

Ruud

A person who tells really long stories that have no conclusion and seemingly never ends.

Jesus Christ Ruud, shut the hell up.

by TheShitpostCircle June 29, 2017

ruuds

very cool guy from romania and also nahxd is a chad

hello ruuds

by iamruuds February 23, 2022

ruud

a raging guy who plays overwatch. he thinks he,s good at overwatch but he gets carried. he has bad wifi and leaves everytime. he only has money for xbox live and lives in a box. he had work, but he got fired cause he watched squid porn.

my ass smells like ruud

by Blossomyfawn Best genji August 23, 2017

Ruud

Ruud is a small guy who isn’t really that small but looks small.

Person: wow you look so small what’s your height

Ruud: 5.6 feet

by YOURRICHAUNTIE November 23, 2021